The Return of Marjorine

day 3

Cartman and the boys approached Marjorine as she swung on the swingset "Hey man, what the fuck?!" Cartman angrily yelled. "You were supposed to get us cookies, not ignore us in favor of the girls!"

"I-i'm working on it! I'm gonna join a girl scouts group today!" Marj shot back "I'll get some cookies from the Sitting Ass Puppies!"

"Butters, that sounds like it'd taste like shit." Stan said honestly.

"Oh, I'm not Butters, I'm Marjorine." Marjorine confessed. The look on the boys' faces made her realize her mistake. Fear started to trickle down her spine, afraid that they would abandon her. Again.

"Oh great, he's delusional. Come on guys, let's go play some football." Eric and the guys turned around and walked away, except for Kyle. He watched the boys march off before turning around, looking at Marjorine. Marjorine stared at her knees, sadness and regret washing over her. Kyle sat on the other swing, hesitating before apologizing to her.

"Uhh.. Marjorine?" Marjorine looked back at him "I-i'm sorry. About Eric, I mean. You're in a sticky situation, I guess. We understand if you can't get any cookies."

"N-no, it's fine. I'll get those cookies, and then everything will go back to normal.." Marjorine sighed. Even though the guys have been pretty mean to her, she still enjoyed hanging out with them. She didn't want them to be mad at her. She didn't want to be abandoned. "Well.. if you say so." Kyle said his goodbyes as he went to play football.

When Marjorine had gotten to the address the Sitting Ass Puppies gave her, she was a little shocked. It was a rusty, empty warehouse. She was even more shocked when she stepped inside and saw a gathering of mothers and sisters, young girls being given uniforms and boxes of cookies. One of the women wearing a long coat and hood walked over to Marjorine, asking her "Hi there sweetie! What's your name?"

"Uhh.. M-Marjorine, m'am." she answered, handing over the note she was given "I was told to come here."

"Ah yes, Marjorine. Well, come over here and we'll start your ritual." She held Marj's hand and walked towards a small, empty backroom with nothing more than a vase, some uniforms, and a mirror. "Ah, excuse me, I haven't even introduced myself yet. I'm Decima Holgersen! I'll show you how to begin, alright?" Marjorine nodded. Decima held Marj's arm over the vase, holding her still as she struggled. She then took out a boxcutter and cut Marj's lower arm.

Marjorine screamed in pain "AAAAAAUGH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Decima giggled as blood dripped down into the vase, a dark red mix of multiple girl scouts' blood. She then cleaned off Marjorine's arm as she was crying, labeling a bandaid over the wound. "Aw, there there. Your blood runs red just like the rest of us. Now we just need to suit you up and you'll be ready to go on your first mission!" Marj swore to god, if Wendy and Nichole sent her to a death camp, she will bite them.

Marj was left alone in the backroom to get changed into the uniform. The uniform consisted of a light rose pink beret with dog ears attached, a light blue button up, a light rose pink cardigan, a dark red patterned skirt, light blue socks, and dark red mary janes. How cute! The cardigan even had "SAP" stitched on the back!

She was escorted to a group of other girls. Some other older woman was giving out boxes of cookies stacked high on carts. Marjorine had gotten hers and was sent out to sell them. There was plenty more than she needed. Boxes of thin-mints, almond cookies, cinnamon cookies, reverse chocolate chip cookies, etc. She wondered who to.. "Sell" to first. Well, Kyle's house was pretty close.

Knocking at the door, waiting patiently. Kyle answered the door, surprised to find Marjorine. "O-oh, hi Marsie. Uhh.. nice uniform."

Marjorine nodded "So, which one do you want? They gave me a lot of cookies." she gestured to the stacked boxes "make it quick, I have a lot to sell."

"Oh, my mom just bought some today actually." Kyle lied "I can help you deliver them if you want."

Marjorine's heart twisted slightly "Sure! Thanks, Kyle."

They made their way to Stan's, delivering the promised thin-mints. Then they went to Kenny's, who just grabbed a random box without much thought. They then finally made their way to Cartman's house. Marjorine knocked at the door, expecting Eric, but instead his mother answered the door. "Care for a box of cookies? Only $10 each." Marjorine asked politely.

"Aw, thank you. My son has been talking about cookies a lot lately. How about I buy the rest of your boxes?" She handed over $80, taking the boxes inside. "Have a nice day you two!"

"Eric sweetie, your friend and his girlfriend just sold us some cookies~!" Ms. Cartman called her son downstairs. Marj and Kyle felt embarrassed and ran away.

Marj and Kyle walked back to Kyle's. "Oh, Kyle, after I give the money to the girl scouts, can I change at your house?" she asked politely. "Yeah sure."

Butters returned to his house soon after, being greeted by his dad this time. "Hey there son, we're having mac n cheese tonight." Butters felt soo happy "Oh boy! My favorite!"

Butters slept a little uneasy that night. Sure, he'd gotten the gang cookies like he was told and sure, the girls were still accepting of him. But the Sitting Ass Puppies were scary. Oh god, what if they mutilate his corpse and eat it for dinner?