inside job x reader one shots

reagan ridley x reader

reader uses he/him, requested by @Sessylu75 :)

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you adjusted your tie as you walked into cognito inc. your first time here. you worked as an undercover spy as your last job, your old boss, rand ridley, said he will be passing you onto cognito inc.

it was either cause he couldn't take your shit anymore or you were too good.

either way, you're going to be staying at this godforsaken job for as long as you have to.

you flicked your wrist, checking the time on your watch.

"shitshitshitshitshitshit-" you're late.

oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkk..........

you're supposed to meet your old bosses friend.. jr? was it? oh well.

"first door to the right... right.. ah!" you muttered to yourself.

adjusting your blazer, you mentally prepared yourself for whatever was going to happen next.

you knocked and held your breath.

you put a stern look on your face to seem professional. 

the door swung open, you saw a man in a grey pinstripe suit. 

"ah! the new recruit! do come in." he invited you inside. you nodded and stepped in, you sat down on the chair, he followed you and sat in the chair opposite to you.

"y/n, is it? I'm jr." he extended his hand out over the table, slightly leaning out of his seat.

"yes, it's a pleasure to meet you sir." you smiled closed mouthed.

"it says here you are a..... undercover spy? AND on distraction duty? wow! I think I know the group you're going to work with, they could use you, really!" he laughed.

"that's perfect, thank you sir." you nodded, you didn't even notice you were bouncing your leg, still maintaining eye contact with jr, you slammed your hand on your knee, stopping you leg bouncing.

jr looked quite disturbed at what you just did, considering the force.

he cleared his throat.

"ahem, well then. shall I lead you to your assigned group?" he asked, standing up. you stood as well.

"yes, that would be great." you said in a monotone voice, picking up your briefcase.

you could tell jr was intimidated by you, so he walked quickly out the door.

"j-just down this way..." he started walking down the corridor. 

you observed all the offices and your extraordinary surroundings.

"it's just in here." he reminded, opening the double doors to what seemed like a meeting room. 

it was chaos.

one of them looked high as fuck, the other one was a brunette armwrestling a... dolphinman? there was a girl applying her makeup as a... mushroom gave out to her?....

and... holy shit is she hot, the girl who was slaved over a computer at the top of the table.

you found yourself staring at her and looked away as soon as she looked up. you could hear her mutter a faint 'wha?....'

"ay who the fuck is that?" the mushroom spoke.

jr cleared his throat. "everyone, this is y/n. he's an undercover spy and is on distraction duty. he will be joining your group, I think you could all use his help." he announced.