• I'm not gay!..Right..? • FreddyBully x BonnieBully [OLD + WIP]

E x t r a : Q&A

Lol, I make these books during school and there's no internet there so I can't publish ugh 😃
Anyways, enjoy this sussy chapter. Also, these people asking are my friends so yea <3

Author POV

The guys were yelling at Simon for such an idiotic and truthful question: Why are my friends so gay? .

Well, we're giving answers, of course!

For Fredrick..

Mimi asks: Why are you a sussy B A K A

Fredrick replies: "Excuse me, WHAT. What's a sussy baka? I know y'all are in 2021, but remember, this is 1881 right now."

From stranger : ) : For Sammy, do you have a girlfriend?

Sammy replies: -Shake head-

Stranger asks: Sammy, again, can you get a perm?

Sammy replies: -
Stranger again asks: Mark, do you have a dog? If not, GET A FOCKIN' DOG.

Mark replies: "My father absolutely loves dog, so we have, like, 10?"

Stranger asks: Fred, can you kill some dumbass teachers?

Fredrick replies: "How many?"

Mr. Dino asks: MOOKAL DO YOU SUCK DI-

Michael replies: "WAIT WHAT?! I'm only 10! I don't do that!"

Mr Dino replies: Are you sure? BECAUSE I SAW YOU

Michael replies: "I'M SURE! ALSO, I DON'T KNOW YOU, WHY ARE YOU WATCHING ME!?"

Mr. Dino asks: Dave, do YOU suck di-

Dave replies: "I have a wife, I do NOT suck dixk."

Deven asks: Mark, did you burn down that orphanage?

Mark replies: "HELL YEA!"

Fredrick comments: "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Stranger asks: Mrs. Emily, how tall are you?

Mrs. Emily replies: "Why, I'm 6'2!"

Stranger asks: Henry, do you have a pet?

Henry replies: "I love pets! We have a cat!"

Stranger asks: Beth, why do you want your father to be proud of you?

Beth replies: "He's proud of both of my brothers! I don't feel loved then." :(

Deven asks: Dave, are the Miller/Afton kids even related?!

Dave replies: "If we're being honest, no. Terrance is the only Biological Miller/Afton. Michael is adopted, and I'm not the father of Beth." (MY AU)

Stranger asks: Charlie, do you have a brother??

Charlie replies: "Well, Sammy is my twin brother!"

Jay asks: Mark, why are you so focking gay?

Mark replies: "I'm not gay, it's just for this damn book because ugly ass author wanted something cursed."

Author comments: "I'm not ugly."

Jay asks: everyone, who is the most murderous out of everyone?

Dave replies: "Heh, me."

Author comments: Well, if we're being honest, you're just focking mental.

And now...

Simon asks: Why are y'all so gay?

Author comments: everyone HAS to answer, sorry lol.

Dave replies: "My son's friends are gay as fock. And they're gay for each other. Only God knows why."

Henry replies: "It's just young love!"

Emilie replies: "Well, err. I don't know, if we're honest."

Sunny replies: "Hmmm...
Just love?"

Terrance replies: "Well, they're just attracted to each other and sooner or later, they'll need c0nd0ms."

Fredrick replies: "Simple. Mark's hot, Terrance's not." (STOP THE CAP, FREDRICK)

Mark replies: "Uhh, I don't know."

Mike replies: "I don't know..."

The rest of the children: "What's gay?"

PLS I WAS LAUGHING AT THESE QUESTIONS LOL
Anyway por- PORK.
B y e <3
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