Spy School, A New Villain

Chapter Two

Mike's POV (Just before they get caught)

I went stiff in the suitcase, I accidentally exclaimed Catherine at the top of my lungs. I prayed no one would notice, but of course Erica would be suspicious. I held my breath and she opened our suitcase. After she screamed our names, she said some very... colorful words. After that, Ben screamed our names too. "Hey" me and Zoe said. "Explain" Erica growled. I gulped, "Okay, okay! No need to threaten us." "Oh really? You snuck in Ben's suitcase, tagged along for the mission, nearly gave me a fricking' heart Attack, and there's no need for threats? I find that hard to believe" Erica hollered.

I shrank in my seat, "Fine, I'll tell you. We heard about the mission from The Idiot. I had bugged his room and heard about the mission. Turns out that Zoe also planted a bug there, and we decided to hide together. Now can we pull over? I really need to go." I actually did really need to go, I didn't just say that because I wanted to avoid the conversation, but I held in a no.1 and 2 for like 4 hours now, and if I didn't go soon, I would go in my pants. "Just do it in your pants" Erica said, "You can just change later." "Are you crazy? You're telling me to go to the bathroom in my pants" "Yes" I sighed, clearly she didn't know how humiliating it would be for me to do that.

I was holding my privates so hard so I wouldn't go, but Erica wasn't budging. "You snuck on" she said, "The least you can do is not slow us down by going to the bathroom" I groaned and held my privates tighter, "There's still 3 hours and 28 minutes until we arrive!" I exclaimed, "How am I going to hold it for that long?" "I didn't ASK you to come along and forget to use the bathroom" was her cold response. I started singing off-key on purpose, at this point, I would do anything to go. Erica just smiled and brought out 4 pairs of earplugs and popped them in everyone (except for my) ears. Eventually, I gave up and just went in my pants

Ben's POV

Mike was smelling funny for some reason, and when I asked him, he admitted that he just went in his pants I burst out laughing, then after smelling it, promptly put a cloth pin over everyone's' nose. It had only been 28 minutes and 37 seconds into the car ride, but the hours until arrival were probably going to be unpleasant, especially for Mike. I grinned. What he didn't know was that I planted a video camera and put it right under Mike and from all directions and when he went, I recorded it on the bugs. I posted it and labeled it "Boy does a no. 1 and 2 in pants" in a matter of minutes, it had gotten a million likes and my account on YouTube went from 3 subscribers (Me, Mike, and Zoe) to 10 million, but what he didn't know wouldn't hurt him I guess.

Sorry for the short chapter, I was running short on ideas. I promise that the next chapter will be way longer. Also, does anyone want a Truth or Dare scene? If so, I am happy to supply it. :)