Plasma: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Hoody: WAT.
Plasma: *Kisses him* YESH BABEH WE HAZ QUESTIOAnDGFO otawjetgp[aewtg (I FORGOT HOW TO INTERNET)
Hoody: A'ight..
Laughing Jack:
How old are some of the cp?
Well, if you look in MY pasta, It says I was created in the 1800s....but technically I don't age.
JEFFWEY: I'm-
Plasma: LEMME GUESS. Since the article was published in 2001, and you were seemingly 13, thats fourteen years, 13+14=27
Jeffrey is 27 years, which makes him a pedophile since Ny is only 15.
Nyoaka: I am kinda age-less...that is nao a word...
Plasma: I'M 19!
Hoody: ...when was the last time I aged?
Masky: .........................? what is age?
Plasma: Toby is roughly 25...
Toby: You are a freaking stalker omg.
Plasma: It's my job
EJ:............20? I honestly don't know, don't even think I count as human anyway...
Sally: I AM EIGHT!
Plasma: BEN is...fifteen? He's pervy...so...15? 16?
BEN: 15...
Plasma: A'ight.. *voice changes* The Slenderman has always been. He is the enemy of time, he does not age. He has watched man make fire and then skyscrapers. Slenderman has been the Dark Age...the creature everyone was afraid to fear.....
Hoody: Babe, you a'ight?
Plasma: *Blinks.* Slendy just stahp..A'IGHT! LEAVE QUESTIONS AND VOTES CUZ WHY THE HELL NOT?!?! XD OKAIBAI
