cant catch a break (jbff)

chapter 3

"You said WHAT  to him?" Lily yelled, sitting across on her bed from me. I sighed, holding my head in my hands.

"He texted me, saying: Hey sexy thang.' So I replied as: Hey player.'"

I repeated for what seemed like the 4th time.

"Oh my god, Crystal. Your life here at college is SO OVER. Do you realize what he can do to your reputation?" Lily asked nervously, pacing around the room.

"I don't have a reputation here, Lily! I'm just a normal college student! Not some famous bitch!" I said, throwing my hands in the air, frustrated.

"You do realize he has enough bitches and dicks up his sleeve that he can possibly HURT you?" Lily yelled, throwing a random book at me. I dodged it carefully, and bit my lip, running a hand threw my hair.

"Yes." I finally replied, looking down.

"If I were you, I would go talk to him." She said, calming down. My head shot up.

"Hell to the no!" I shrieked. She raised an eyebrow.

"Would you rather be stuck known as the 'slut' and 'bitchyest of bitches' here?"

I groaned, and plopped face first into my pillow.

"No.." I muffled out.

"Then go talk to him. Ryan said he has an eye out for you!" Lily said, nudging me.

I lifted my head.

"Who the hell is ryan?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.

Lily's cheeks flushed a vibrant red, and she looked down.

"Uh...he's... kinda...my..."

I whipped my head to look at her, and a grin broke out on my face.

"Oh my god. He's your boyfriend?!" I asked, grinning. She nodded feebly. I shrieked, throwing a pillow at her.

"When!" I asked, leaning forward.

"Yesterday..before we..uh..."

"Fucked." I filled in, smiling at her teasingly.

"Yes. You could put it that way." She said, laughing.

"So about Justi-"

Her sentence was cut off as my phone rang obnoxiously on the dresser.

I sighed, and stood up from my bed, and stumbled over to get it.

"Hello?" I asked monotone.

"Hiii! Is this Crystal?" A bitchy girl asked from the line.

"No. This is Savanna, her sister. Let me go get her." I said, trying to hide the rising laughter from my voice. I pretended like I was walking, and then said after a moment in my normal voice, "Hello?"

"Hey Crystal!" The girl squealed. I raised an eyebrow.

"Who is this?"

Joined laughter came from the other side of the phone, and I realized she was not alone.

"Tell her, tell her!" I heard a voice whisper from the other end.

"Shhh! Let Tiff do it!"

I tapped my foot, impaitently.

"This is Tiffany!" She finally said.

"Cool?" I replied, hovering my thumb over the 'end' button

"Well. We-I mean I just wanted to say you are VERY lucky!" Tiffany said, giggling.

I raised an eyebrow, and put the iPhone on speaker, so Lily could hear.

"What do you mean?" I asked incredously.

"You know! About you and Justin!" She said. Laughter came from the other end. One I heard, male.

That son of a bitch.

"Justin and I? Oh haha. Right! How I whooped his ass, right?" I said, playing along. Lily covered her mouth, hiding fits of giggles. The line went silent.

"What?" I heard a male voice ask.

"Oh. Hi Justin! Didn't hear you there, ya know, over your little rumors and bitch ass lies!" I pepply answered sarcasticly.

"Listen, Whore, Justin told me what you texted him. You're the player here, bitch!" A squeeky voice said from across phone, followed by a few "Yeahs!"

I rolled my eyes and looked at Lily.

"Honey, if anyone is a whore, its you. I mean come on, you spread those chunky legs to practically anything that breathes." I snapped back. Roars of laughter came from the end of the phone, followed by Lily next to me.

Before any of them could reply, I quickly said,

"Byeee bitches! Oh and by the way JUSTIN, have fun catching STD's!" 

I quickly tapped the 'end' button and fell on my bed, laughing, followed by Lily.

"That. Was.Fucking.Hilarious." She said between fits of laughter. I just smirked.

Justin was with a bunch of whores, telling them random lies.

A devious idea then popped into my brain.

Wouldn't it be a shame if he tasted his own medicine?