Y/n sat in the classroom, tapping their feet impatiently. Can't class just be over already?? They thought. Y/n was the most popular student in the school and they had many, many partners over the years.
"Y/n? What is the answer to number 5?" The teacher asked, "FUCK YOU" Y/n screamed. They were a baddie.
Y/n cackled, coughing up a hairball.
The teacher didn't care and continued, Y/n sat back in the chair, Boomerang by Jojo Siwa playing in the background.
They were powerful, pretty, and had the most beautiful acne anyone had ever seen, but Y/n had a problem, they may have had gf/bf before, but they never felt in love. Until they met Shoe.
It all started at a shoe store, y/n needed new adidas after beating the shit out of a ceiling fan. y/n walked into that beautiful, new shoe store, smelling of fresh cow. They walked around, taking in each shoe individually, taking a minute to inhale each separate scent. y/n's nose pulsated with excitement and lust when they came upon THE SHOE. Yes, THE. SHOE. Y/n started to scream with joy, their hairs stood on end. "Mmmm~" Y/n inhaled deeply "this is the one ahhhh~" Y/n's obsession with shoes was unhealthy, but you can't blame them, some shoes smell nice.
With sonic speed, Y/n raced to the check out. "hHi.." They said, still trying to calm down from the earlier excitement. "cCan i t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tryyyy this onnn????" y/n asked, shyly. This was the most amazing shoe ever.
