Act 2 -
[lights turn on to reveal Jessica directing the band]
Jessica:
How lovely!
Olivia:
Thank you Mrs Ninja!
Jessica:
Uh it's Mrs Blevins, Olivia
Olivia:
Sureeeee
Jake:
What ever happened to Mr Blevins?- sorry-Ninja
Jessica:
[sigh] He's helping Santa
Olivia:
DALTON NINJA IS STEALING CHRISTMAS
Dalton:
Uh-huh
Jessica:
No he's not stealing christmas-
Olivia:
Mrs Ninja do you want to see Jake's christmas video
Jake:
NO!
[The band pauses, frozen]
*begin Mrs Ninja Blevins*
Jessica:
While Ninja is away, I have to direct his band.
I'm sick of this music, I can't even read the treble clef!
Jingle Bells, Ninja tells,
I wish there was a wishing well,
So I could wish not to be Mrs Ninja Blevins...
"Wave your hands on beat." he said, "watch youtube videos he said."
I was on the red carpet, shining and glowing.
My husband's job will be the death of me.
While the sky keeps snowing...
He's running away,
Can't believe my life has stayed this way.
All the musicals, all the bands!
All the villains, all the plans!
My husband's job will be the death of me!
My husband's job will be the death of me!!
I wish there was a wishing well,
So I could wish not to be...
Mrs Ninja...Blevins...
*End Mrs Ninja Blevins*
Olivia:
Mrs Ninja
Jessica:
[gasp] Yes?
Olivia:
Can you sign this card for fatty oscar, he got beat up.
Jessica:
Yes
Olivia:
He's too thug
[Olivia and the band leaves]
[Jessica looks out at the audience and falls, sobbing]
[lights fade]
[Lights turn on to reveal Jonesy being fitted for a suit]
Jonesy:
I look amazing!
Elf 1:
It looks very nice, Mr Fortnite
Jonesy:
HEY! Do NOT call me that!
Elf 1:
Yes, Jonesy
Jonesy:
So I was thinking we put Tyler Richard Aaron Ninja Blevins on the Naughty List
Elf 1:
Why? His record seems clean
Jonesy:
[dramatic] He kicked me out...in the cold...
[Melvin and Rita walk on stage]
Rita:
Important!
Elf 1:
Yes?
Melvin:
Judis!
Rita:
At the door!
Melvin:
HURRY Elf 1!!!
[Elf 1 runs off stage with Melvin and Rita]
Jonesy:
Judis?! NO!
Jonesy:
Fire up the sleigh! This christmas is mine!
[Jonesy stomps off stage opposite from the elves]
YOU ARE READING
Ninja: The Musical: How Jonesy Stole Christmas
HumorIn this Ninja: The Musical special, Jonesy lives with Ninja and Jessica, but they want to spend the holidays alone. Jonesy is baffled and attempts to ruin Christmas. With new characters and familiar faces, will Ninja be able to save Jonesy from this...
