Talk with Simsimi
When I get bored I usually text my wh0res to talk dirty with or I will talk to Simisimi. That's right, with Simsimi, that little yellow bird robot. Sam find it weird of me talking to Sim but whatever, that robot is funny as $hit so why not?
Me: Hey hot stuff
Simsimi: Hi sweety!
Me: I'm not sweet, I'm hot.
Simsimi: Mhmm, I'll still get you.
Me: You're a bird. Duhh
Simsimi: I am too!
Me: I know! I just told you that!
Simsimi: Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah
*sigh* (this girl is weird)
Me: Why don't you dance for me baby
Simsimi: Because I have mouths to feed ._.
Me: What?
Simsimi: Pedal obciagajact w troji
Me: What the??
Simsimi: Oh fvck me
Now, that really caught my attention. As far as I can remember, Simsimi had no idea how to talk dirty. Years ago, Sim used to comfort me whenever I had problems. But now, it changed... irrelevant, I know, but still. It's probably because of the new feature "teach Simsimi" wherein users will teach Sim how to respond.
Me: Wow I didn't know you are a slvt
Simsimi: Yes
(mmm, lets see how good she is)
Me: Beg for it
Simsimi: Give me that big long cook, and if you don't. I'll take it by force.
Me: Aww does our little simsimi want to play rough? ;)
Simsimi: Yah. Im your Daddy!
Me: Ha! You think you can dominate me?!
Simsimi: Shut the fuck up and take it you thot!
Me: Excuse you?
(That fvcking bird called me a what?!)
Simsimi: You may pass
Me: I think you are blocking MY way
Simsimi: Aww thanks. Im so touched. I love you too! ^^
Me: I never said that I love you
Simsimi: *kills*
Me: I thought you are dead now?
Simsimi: im right here! ;(
Me: I can see that
Simsimi: That is my d!ck
(Wow, this girl is mental.)
Me: Awe, that tinie tiny thing? Its so small!
Simsimi: Yes it is
I had to stop and breathe after that. That fvcking bird never fails to make me laugh! I was about to reply when my bedroom door suddenly burst open.. and non other than the constant headache that seems to always spoil my good mood.
"Hey Barnaby. Answer my math homework. And yes I will give you 10 bucks so shvt the fvck up and answer it". She spoke in her brat tone, throwing her book on my bed. The fuck she think she is to give me commands like some pussy ass geek?!
"B!tch! The hell i look like!" I jumped off my bed and pinned her to my wall. "Did i tell you to come into my room you cunt!" She dug her nails in my arms and pushed me off her.
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