jinx and her finest

My Super Killer 9000

"What else can you do?" Silco tried not to growl out. A slowly dressing Naruto and jinx talked with interests and a small bit of reservations, jinx almost begging for a new explanation each time.

"More like what can't I do, I cant do wish granting stuff, mind stuff and I cant seem to manipulate my own body structure." He shrugged and calmly lifted his hand, water forming from his hand and dropping. "Elements and some more unique things but trust me, Im not some god." Silco squinted at that, Naruto chuckling and grinning in saying that he couldn't do that.

"Well I wanted to make a deal" Jinx looked over anxious at silcos word's, afraid at another confrentation."I'll allow my daughter" he raised his hand at jinx , whose eyes widened at his words" to see you with good conscious, but please  "help" on assignments." What a slippery snake he is, *sigh* fuck, he didnt want to start anything to serious between these two, the ashen man was good, and he was lost, only minimumly interested in all this dark shit, this poor sad girl basically anchoring him. CRAP.

"Okay fine, who has to die" he said with sarcastic hand movement,  he stood up and walked over "tell me what the hell is going on, cause I like games but the one your playing with her is going to get you my ire." *gulp* Silco gave him a squint and nod " Alright thennn, we'll see where we go from here."

"Hey Jinx, show me around, whats happening down here?" Jinx laughed and grabbed his wrist.

Silco watched them run out, falling back in his chair. He was hopeful, maybe too hopeful for someone in his situation.
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So she liked to blow shit up, got it *BOOM* wind and dust flew around him as a hell flame burst before him. Walking across the wall to avoid another he looked down as she continued to try and pelt him. "Will you please make it interesting."

"OH YEAH" She whipped her minigun out and sprayed his spot. He chuckled a few feet behind her. Pulling trigger and gun, she riddled the room to get him.

"Okay okay, thats enough explosives, what do you wanna do?"

"The bar?" He shrugged, bar it is.

They made it in one piece but that was the least of their worrys. The people looked at him weirdly, guessing no ones dragged around by jinx in a non violent way often. They bellied up to the bar and jinx held up two fingers "Kill us" Naruto sighed and prepared himself.

"Not what I thought you would say." The bartender layed two shot glasses, foamy green liquid with a deep red and glowing object in the middle. "Jesus!"

"Who's that?"

"Dont know." They both shot, he queezed but found his breath with a few seconds, jinx was chuckling next to him. She had a lil red ball with a red light puckered in her lips.

"gotcha, whatch ya gonna do now?" his eyes snapped open and his body was bathed with blue, his body trebled and his mouth opened to expunge a ghout of pink fire works and metal fragments. His eyes looked down, almost tempted to kick the crap out of her, but then he saw everyone stepping out of hiding places. The bartender already had a mop.

"She do this often?"

"Pfft as if that's the question, Why are you still alive?"

"Right, dumb question, hey look I know its fun to try to kill me in egstravigate ways, but please. I'm drinking?" Jinx tossed her ball down a pipe behind her with a rather nervous chuckle.

"R-right, fine, bartender two last stands!"
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"Jinx!, JINX!, JINX,"

*hunk "what?" Jinx looked across the room to a half naked Naruto covered in monkey drawings and bunny ears, twitched in his sleep too.

"Jinx!?"

"Yes!?" Two light steps forward "oop" two back. Fully clothed now she opened the doors."Yes?"

"What happened last night?" Jinx blinked in confusion.

"What?"

Silco brought her to his office where a tv sat, he pressed play. Jinx eyes were wide, Naruto drunkenly fell from the sky on video in Pilltover. He made a crater in the courtyard of the council building, he slowly made his way to the center and spewed molting fire on the wall. It was focused and was drawn out, it stopped quickly,.

"No wayyyy?!!?!" 'I heard the council, FOR A SNACK, like to eat tiny peices of-' WHA What the-!! What the hell Naruto!?

"Ah man my bad, really didn't think I would be the one to f it up." They turned to see Naruto standing there awkwardly, dumb drawings and all. Silco was not happy, Naruto knew he did'nt earn any points. Sevika walked in and made a dash to the boss, a low whisper and Silcos eyes widened. He looked around for a second, unsure on a clear choice until he looks at Naruto. Of course, two bird one bullet.

"Naruto, wanna make it up to me and jinx" Jinx look was rather indifferent about the whole "making it up" thing, before going back to the video. "I've got a mission, follow me please." When they started moving jinx also did too.

"Ah Jinx why dont you rest up, you had a long night im sure." Jinx looked almost puzzled.

Naruto just kept on walking "this mission is a lil too specific,you know how only naruto won't just up and die to a simple explosive. I cant risk you on this one. So what do you say, Naruto?"

"Lets GO ALREADYYYYY!"
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"Her." A blue haired enforcer made their way thru the upper city, "She's investigating us and jinx, I need it delt with."

"One day, your gonna die and im gonna laugh" Naruto said with something akin to bordem, he leapted out on to a roof and started running.