My Mom Is A Serial Killer

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OMG THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I HAD DINNER:

Jean(my brother): I don't want to eat broccoli!

Mom: Now or else I'll cut your throat.

Jean: *howling with laughter* mom is a serial killer!

Mom: Cereal?

Me: *laughs with Jean* Se-ri-al Killer haha

Mom: *looks confused* *realizes what 'cereal' I was talking about* Oh no, I don't mean it like that!

Us two: Bwaahahahaha!

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