tyler the creator finishes his album with dj drama called Call me if you get lost, as tyler is walking down the road recognizes a voice behind him that sounds very familiar "TYLER BABY ITS ME EARL!" tyler turns around swiftly to see earl running down the street with a car right behind him "TYLER THE TAX COLLECTER IS GONNA TAKE MY NUTS AND USE EM AS THOSE RICH PEOPLE DOOR KNOCKERS" tyler's heart drops because him and earl have had connections on my space " DONT WORRY BABY EARL PAPA GONNA SAVE YO ASS" tyler unleashes his demon he's been hiding since he made goblin "imma fucking walking paradox!" he flys sexily over to earl and stops the car with one finger "omg tyler ur so strong with ur fingers" that reminds tyler about the fan girls that he's being smacking the shit outta of "pregnant golden retrievers" he sends the car that is trying to take earls nutsack and make them into those rich people door knockers into oblivion "omg tyler you saved me.." as earl looks to the ground" and all of a sudden earl remembers.. when he was a janitor in a jail...
earl looks at tyler " why you got so many necklace why you so necklace boy" and then tyler and earl start fighting mid air with both of there powers colliding at rapid paces with earls janitor powers flowing thru him and tyler emo phase from goblin and bastard takes him over tyler starts nibbling on earls earlobes "tyler what the fuck are you doing!" earls powers start fading as he falls down to the ground below tyler comes back to his senses he flys down to earl as fast as he can "EARL NOOOOOO" earl hits the ground and rolls to a car tyler runs over to earl on the ground to make sure he's ok "earl? are you ok baby boy🥺" tyler says inna sexy way earl reaches in his pocket and grabs his phone and searching his personal favourite song and then in the silences..... east starts playing tyler ascends with earl at the same time as they listen to the violin and stuff play they get close and then they smooch "good thing i'm not gay" says earl
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