Hi, my name is (Y/N) (L/N), and after some pressure from my best friend Jack, well, I finally get the courage to confess to the girl of my dreams, Youko Shiragame! But well the thing is ..... SHE'S A VAMPIRE!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! The fact of the...
So now you and Jack are aware of Youko being a vampire.
Youko: Actually boys, I'm a Dhampir.
Jack just bites into his Yakisoba bread, and spits some noodles into your face after hearing that!!
Jack: So, you're half human?
Youko: Yep! My Dad is a vampire! My Mom is human!
(Y/N): How nice.
You casually bite into your lunch, which happens to be a sushi burger!!
(Y/N): So, sunlight doesn't effect you?
Youko: Nope! I'll just go under a tan. You know!
(Y/N): Right.
At that moment, well, Youko does a few stretches, and her wings come out!
Jack: YOUKO!! PUT THOSE AWAY WHAT IF SOMEONE SEES?
Youko: Oh! Sorry, I can be an airhead s-
You guys then see that Nagisa is in front of you both!!
(Y/N): CLASS REP!!!
Youko: AIZAWA-SAN!!
Jack: NAGISA!!!
Nagisa: (Y/N), Shiragame, and Masters? Why does Shiragame have fangs and .... are those ...... WINGS?!
All of a sudden out of nowhere, from her head, a little version of her with an antenna, and a ray gun appears!
Nagisa: WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM?!
(Y/N): HOLY SHIT!!!
Jack: SHE'S AN ALIEN!!!
Youko: SO CUTE!!! Aizawa-San, you look so adorable in a Chibi form and-
Jack: Nagisa, you've been hiding this all this time?! LIKE THAT?!
Nagisa: Masters, you have no right to talk to me like that!!!
(Y/N): Class Rep, why don't we just calm down?
Nagisa: Well, if you want to play like that- THEN FINE!!!
She jumps back in her body suit, and pulls out a mallet!!
Jack: ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?!
Nagisa: Oh don't worry, this is just a memory eraser apparatus! I'll-
Jack then does a Jackie Chan move, and right there the hammer flies right into Mikan's face!
(Y/N): MIKAN!!!!
Mikan: Ow ... (Y/N) ... why?
(Y/N): Should we?
Nagisa: Please, don't let anyone else know!
Jack: Why are you even here Nagisa?
Nagisa: I'm trying to make sure that social integration between my race and humans can remain. You see, it's just a pure infiltration mission.
Youko: Okay! Don't worry Aizawa-San! (Y/N), Masters-Kun, and I shall keep your secret safe!!
Nagisa: Very well then. I'll see you around then.
The very next day...
As you guys were in class, the teacher spoke up!
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Akari Koumoto (Your teacher! She's desperately looking for a boyfriend! Drinks a lot!!)
Akari: (Y/N)!
(Y/N): Yes Koumoto-Sensei?
Akari: Can you deliver the graded homework to Youko's house? After that cold she caught, someone should go.
(Y/N): Of course Sensei!
Akari: I swear, he's a fine piece of ass. Maybe he could be my prince! Oh I hope so!! Eventually some day, he'll call me by my first name! Oh, but that'll never happen. Right now, I'm stuck having to live with the hag.
She sighs and struggles to take a can of beer from her purse.
Back with you...
You are looking around, and notice that no one is around, until-
You see Mikan spying on you!
(Y/N): Damn it Mikan!! Does she have to be so-
Mikan: HAHAHA! This is going to be sooo good!
You race off in different directions, and Mikan tries to figure out where you went off too!!
(Y/N): Where did she go?
You continue to look around, knowing that that she'll pop up!
After a while, you then reach Youko's apartment!!
(Y/N): YOUKO!! OPEN THE DOOR!!
Youko: Huh?
She opens the door, and you fall in!!
She tries to pick you up, but trips with her fangs being exposed!!
Mikan then appears, and well-
She starts to take pictures over and over and over again.
Mikan: Oh this'll be fun!!!
(Y/N): MIKAN!!!
You chase after her through several hallways over and over and over-
(Y/N): I swear, this looks way too familiar!!
On the roof, she holds the pictures!!!
Mikan: The school newspaper is going to have one of THE best headlines this year!! Oh I can see it, everywhere everyone's going to be talking about how how there's a vampire and even an alien in school!!
You sigh and then say-
(Y/N): Go on. Do it!
Mikan: Yes! That's more like it! I- huh?
(Y/N): You've come this far, so I really can't stop you.
Mikan: No!! This wasn't the point!! You're supposed to keep opposing me!! I .... You drained the fun out of it! Party pooper.
(Y/N): Huh?
At that moment, Jack appears and tackle attacks her!
Jack: I GOT YA PAL!!
He prepares to tie her up!!
(Y/N): Oh she admitted defeat. Though I wonder why.
Jack: Maybe because she has a thing for you?
(Y/N): Ridiculous. I don't need her. I have Youko! Besides, I really think she likes me!!
Jack: Well, I think a lot more could come. Just saying.
(Y/N): Ridiculous. If Koumoto-Sensei confessed, I'll eat a bowl of wasabi!!
Jack: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!! If she doesn't, I have to take programming!
