Successor Of The Shadow Monarch

That Night

2:00 AM Tuesday

Izuku was sleeping soundly in his room happy about how his day ended with Nejire but was abruptly woken up by his phone ringing.

RING.RING.

Izuku: yawn, what, why is Nejire calling me this late. He said rubbing his eyes and double checking the number.

Izuku: unknown caller, who in the world did I give my number too, the only person who has it is Nejire and she wouldn't hand it to some complete stranger.

Izuku's thoughts: it can't be uncle, this could just be a coincidence, I need to ask Selene.

Izuku: Selene wake up, I need your help. He whispered as he nudged his System from her slumber.

Selene: yawn. WHAT, can't you see I'm sleeping here. She asked annoyed to be woken up from her dream.

Izuku: Selene shut up, this is urgent. He said not in the mood for their usual banter.

Selene: what's going on. She perked up.

Izuku: someone is calling me and it's not Nejire.

Selene: it's not Nejire, but you never gave your number to anyone else but her, she wouldn't give it to someone else without your permission.

Izuku: that's what I thought too and somehow somebody does, this is way too strange, what should do.

Selene: Izuku answer it and find out, I'll track the call.

Izuku: you can do that.

Selene: I can but I don't want to get into it, just try to keep the caller occupied for a minimum of 5 minutes.

Izuku: got it, ready we'll start at the count of 3.

Selene: ready.

Izuku: 3...2...1. He ended his count and pressed yes.

Izuku: hello.

????: hi, I wanted to know if by any chance your refrigerator was running. The caller asked as if he was from a company.

Izuku: uhhhh...yeah what about it. He asked really confused.

Izuku's thoughts: what's going on here.

Selene's Telepathy: IDK, just keep talkingto him.

Izuku's thoughts: fine.

????: oh I see, then it is in your best interest to go catch it hahaha. The caller laughs from behind the line.

Izuku: did you just pick a random number just to prank call someone.

????: sorry man haha, it's a monday night and I just wanted to have some fun before getting back to my studies LOL. The caller apologized.

Izuku: I'm hanging up now, don't ever cal...

????: hold up wait, before you hang up can you at least hear a few of my jokes, I worked hard on them. The caller asked.

Izuku: you have got to be kidding me, it's 2 in the damn morning. He grumbled.

????: pretty please. He pleaded.

Izuku: sigh, promise not to call this number again.

????: Promise bro.

Izuku: your lucky I was in a good mood, alright I'll hear one of your jokes so hurry it up.

????: thanks man prec, so what's the difference between ignorance and apathy.

Izuku: I don't know, what.