-at Hogwarts school-
Canada: Alfred you cant have and eagle as a pet...
Alfred: WATCH ME.
Canada: sighs*
Dumbledore: Alfred NO. Take it away
Alfred: ThIS Is AMerICA DOuBLEdoRE !
Arthur: WHERE IN BRITAIN YOU ASS HAT AND ITS DUMBLEDORE !!
Alfred: =-= soon to be merica
Admin:*wearing slytherin robes* *cough* usuk *cough*
Arthur: Admin your not a wizard go away...
Admin: *cries* WELL YOUR SCONES TASTE LIKE PETRIFIED COUCH STUFFING
A/n SLYTHERIN FOR THE WIN