Vodka

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Narrator:Have you ever been sad? Have you not had alcohol in the past 2 months? Are you friends with a yack? Have you fallen in the past 10 months? Is your neighbor annoying? All this can be solved if you just add vodka.

Russia:hi I'm Ivan owner of vodka and country of Russia our country wants to make you drunk it is our duty to make you tipsy and happy just add vodka on everything just call 1-800-vodka-now And get a free complementary vodka drink so just call 1-800-vodka-now the number is 1-800-vodka-now.

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