Miraculous PSA

S3x-positive?

(⚠️warning 15+ for sexual references and and all that⚠️) Marinette invited Adrien to come over her place while her parents were away, strickly to do homework. With that being said it would make sense that Adrien would leave directly after the homework was finished.

*Adrien writes the last answer to the list of his math questions. He scoots closer to Marinette's rolly-chair*

"Hey after this do you wanna play video games and um.. maybe we could cuddle as we watch a little p0*n?"

Marinette: yeah... *blushing as red as a fire extinguisher*

Adrien: *blushing a bit* um mari that's not the line...

Marinette: sorry sorry!

Adrien: *his eyes gravitated away from Marinette in a slow realization. He didn't have a crush on Marinette. He DID NOT. No feelings what so ever but she was wearing a lot of cleavage on her chest. Knowing that they were gonna hang out for an extra bit of time after alya and Nino left... made him juggle his hands. So yeah he avoided a little innocent eye contact.*

Alya: CUT! You guys remember the point of this is video is to call attention to teens having unprotected sexual... eh- let's take it from the top.

Marinette: *takes a deep breath.* ok.

Adrien: you can do this Marinette! You'll get it next time! *repositions his chair away from hers*

Marinette: thanks!

Alya: 3...2...- take 2 🎬

Adrien: Hey after this do you wanna play video games and um.. maybe we could cuddle as we watch a little p0*n?

Marinette: uhh *dripping with sweat* no..we don't have a cOnDoM-

Adrien: we don't have to do anything, silly... just wanna watch some naughty... *gets closer to Marinettes ear* pervy ...videos. *whips out his phone*

Marinette: but if we're watching those things it c-can lead to... um it- can we might end up doing something unorthodoxed.

Adrien: we can use the... pull out method- *whispers*

Marinette: Adrien?
*melting like the witch of the Wild West 🫠*

Adrien: *grabs her hands* is that ok?

Marinette: oh... I guess.

Adrien: *looks up at the camera.* Now there's a couple things wrong with this-

Marinette: c-can I have my hand back?

Adrien: SURE THING. number one is consent. When a person says no the right thing to do is respect that and not push for a yes- when thinking of consent always remember *looks down* F-f*ck me..

Nino: it's alright dude just walk it off.

Adrien: how the f*ck do you expect me to walk off a boner.
Sorry...

Marinette: *cannot look away*
Um maybe we can cut the video in to two scenes? And just use what we need from the other, take the line again.

Alya: great idea Marinette.

Adrien: yeah smart thinking.

Nino: I can edit the separate parts and then combine them at the end it'll render faster for the save files that way.

Adrien: okay cool.

Marinette: Adrien you gonna be okay with that?

Adrien: yeah. *covering his pants with the end of his shirt*
This is just a fluke. Happens sometimes when I'm on set in ads and stuff.

Marinette: oh okay. So then it's not something I- cause I just thought I saw you look- *pulling up her shirt*

Adrien: not enjoyably! Just playing the part..

Marinette: oh! Right, right!

Adrien: sorry if it made you uncomfortable at all...

Marinette: no you're good! You're great actor!

Adrien: [Marinette just encouraged me to look at her..] *gets distracted once again* thank y..you

Marinette: you're very good at staying in character I can see.. heh.. *pulls up the top of her shirt again while facing a different direction*

Adrien: sorry. That time was uncalled for.

Marinette: it's okay, accidents..

Adrien: *awkwardly looks over at Nino with scared eyes*

Nino: hm.. [adriens looking at me with pleading eyes... he has a boner and Marinette is wearing purposely slutty clothes. Being that I am Adrien's bestest friend in the whole wide world. I can tell that Adrien is asking me to get him out of the situation.]

Alya: nino babe?

Nino: ye?

Alya: let's ditch them early and come back see if his boner's gone.

Nino: you think his boner's just gonna magically disappear? Where would it go?!

Alya: I can think of a couple places.

Nino: ALRIGHT WE'RE GONNA HEAD OUT GET SOME FOOD WE'LL BE BACK-

Marinette: WHOLEY SHIT TAKE ME WITH YOU.

Alya: Aw Adrien's gonna miss you... you sure?

Marinette: mhm positive.

Nino: how do you suppose whe drop the b sitch?

Marinette: Adrien.. I have about 10 pillows on my bed just use one and let me know which when you're done. So I can wash it.

Adrien: I'm sorry..

Marinette: it happens to the best of us.

Adrien: yeah.. I just... am gonna make a...

Marinette: if you make a mess be a good boy and do it on the floor.

Adrien: sorry.