20 BUCKS | Rory Keaner

07

"ohkay so there are killer pets running loose white chapel and your parents are hosting a dinner party?" you give ethan a confused looks as you walk into his house.

he called you about an hour ago saying he might need help killing a rouge pet cemetery. you didn't want to go like any sane person, but rory would be there so something was sure to go wrong.

while walking into the kitchen you see both benny and sarah. sarah was dressing in some sort of waitress get up and benny was just...benny.

after a few moments you start to hear a flute melody but no one else seems to notice it. "y'all hear that?" you  ask finally bring the other three's attention to it.

not even a minute later rory walks in with a smug look like he just did something nobel prize worthy, which is never good. he had announced that he played a recording of the flute that would summon the pet cemetery but accidentally dropped it down the chimney. something only rory, and idiot, would do.

"idiot" you mumble with a sigh.

"Hey, relax. I know a way to get it back. When Santa comes..." rory starts, but quickly gets cut off by ethan.

"Shut up. You know the rules about plans involving Santa."

"So now that music's in the house. Which means..." benny says but gets cut off by yelling in the dining room.

ethan immediately runs in there to try to assess the situation. once ethan leaves i smack rory on the back of the head.

"ow! what was that for!?" he exclaims hand immediately going to the back of his head.

"santa? really?"

before i could scold rory even more a bunch of more animals ran into the kitchen. some on the countertop some on the floor, all attacking us.

"oh hell no!"

benny throws a toy water gun my way and tells me to start shooting the animals with it. "It's like Snow White and her little forest friends. Evil undead."

rolling my eyes i quickly start to eliminate the animals trying to bite off my fingers.

"Whoa. This is not good." ethan says getting backed into the table by a rodent.

"This is awesome. Try them with the clam sauce" rory said about to eat one of the animals.

"rory! put that down, you don't know how long it's been dead!" i exclaim. he hesitantly puts the damn thing down and shoots it with the potion.

i hear ross, ethan's dad, try to come into the kitchen and quickly nudge the dork in the direction of the doorway. after talking for a while ross wallis back into the dining room and ethan shoots a rabbit off of bennys back and make an incredibly corny joke.

soon after ethan reaches in the cabinet for parmesan and della's dog puffles attacks him, and ends up in the sauce.

"alright that was the last straw. i'm out!" i exclaim dropping the gun and leaving through the front door.

"wait up!" rory yells from behind me.

before i can ask what he wants he crashed his lips into mine. "you never said goodbye" he grinned and sped away.

still standing there in shock i blink a few times to clear my head "i need a nap"

i'll update more i promise 😖‼️