[Adrift] WilburSoot X Reader

Meme Time

[12/20/21]

hey bby what if we kissed under the missile-toad 0///0

anyway...ding ding ding! bell of meme! outcast readers, remember incorrect quotes? well here's incorrect quotes + a few dumb images!

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Y/n: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Tommy: Wow. You know most people start the day with a 'good morning'
Y/n: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Y/n: Do you take constructive criticism?
Wilbur: I only take cash or credit

Y/n: You love me, right Tommy...?
Tommy: Normally I would say yes but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it

Tommy: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something!
Y/n: Tommy, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass

Y/n: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Tommy: The car takes a screenshot
Wilbur: Y/n for the love of god please let me drive

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Soot please come to the front desk?
Wilbur, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Y/n and Tommy
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Y/n and Tommy, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Wilbur: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

Tommy: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Y/n: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Tommy: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die
Y/n: Jesus Christ...
Wilbur, whispering: Edible

Tommy: Wilbur what time is it?
Wilbur: I dunno let me find out
Wilbur: *grabs saxophone and starts playing loudly*
Y/n, bursting through the doors: IT'S 2 AM I AM GOING TO GET A NOISE COMPLAINT-
Wilbur, to Tommy: It's 2 AM

Y/n: Tommy, can I talk to you for a second?
Tommy: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Wilbur are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Y/n: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books

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well time to go back to tumblr to read angsty writing prompts have a nice day