Red Christmas (word count 698)

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The cold winds of December hits my skin as I glide through the air of Christmas. Now I know why most people stay indoors and warm each other. 

"I shouldn't have volunteered to do this, but this also a good way to get my food, humans likes to make love specially on cold winter." I mumbled to myself.

 Despite the heavy snow the City that never sleeps is still vibrant and alive as ever. The streets are empty yet one can still feel the warmth coming from the houses and buildings. Greetings and Christmas carols fill the air , and echo's from one heart to another. The streets  filled of fairy lights, on and off with the tempo of the music.  And yet here am I outside with a bunch of reindeers and not so thick red coat. I guess now I know why Santa needs to be healthy. I'm definitely gonna get sick after this gig

"Next target is that hotel, Hotel Riu Plaza." said the Christmas elf, holding the gift list.

"Here we go, lets get some food!--

 I mean give gifts!" I'm definitely gonna get full, I smirked. 

Hold up! there's no chimney 

"Where am I gonna enter?!'' I frantically complained 

"You can enter at the door, obviously Mister Eros.'' 

I sighed, well he does have a point. 

The door opened in one twist of the door knob, its not locked! Now that I think about it Nick's jobs is kinda creepy tho. Sneaking in to different houses and earing cookies afterwards, don't people think he can rob them off? Well if he loses this job he can be a thief. Well its better than shooting people with arrows to fall in love or just make love. 

As I stealthily enter the hotel suite , I hear the bed creaking, the whole room is filled with erotic passion, lust and love. Automatically gets absorbed in my body. Now where shall I leave this gifts, near the fire place? no maybe it will burn or melt. The hallway? no, I don't want to cause nay accidents, maybe someone will get tripped if I put it there.

I scanned the place thinking where I should place the gift, I'll just put this on the coffee table. As I was about to put the gift down. The bedroom door creaked , and the footsteps are getting near. shot! I immediately left, without eating the cookies or drinking milk. But of course I locked the door.

"Took you long enough MIster Eros." the christmas elf is holding a stopwatch and the list

"Next room 306, do it in 1 minute we have special deliveries on the hospitals''

"Yes , yes, lets go!"

ROOM 306

I twisted the door knob and its locked, that's good these or this people know how to lock the door. However, I still can enter with the help of magic, loud music and the smell of cigarettes welcomed me. Someone dressed as a nurse bump into me " Can I sit on you lap Santa?' she said and giggled. 

"Next time I'm busy right now." I shot an arrow at her and the guy dressed as a vampire. That's  my gift 

How can I leave the gifts in 1 minute, christ this is difficult.

I walked around the room searching where I can leave the gift. In the bedroom? no they're probably using it, where on earth can I hide this, hmm...

On the closet, 

I shrinked myself and flew around, I should've done this in the first place. The first room is occupied, to the second bedroom I guess. Things were just getting hot between them and I decided to leave the gift at the closet. As I was about to leave, a dust went to my nose. 

"achoo!" I activated my magic and shot everyone with arrows. Oh man this is bad.

"Eros!" I heard someone shout my name. I looked around and saw Sant Nick.

"What did you do you shot everyone!"

"You liar! I'm telling this to Mrs. Claus!' 

everyone around us started making out while we are screaming at the top of our lungs .



We both got called to the council and  got reprimanded, we'll be doing volunteer work with the other guardians. 



















































































































































































































































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