this is baileys fault

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by uglygummybear

by uglygummybear

once apon a fuck, there was green. the green was a gorgeuos lizard nanmed marvin. he was green and gay. the marvin lizard really enjoyed saving 15 percent or more in car inshurance, and he also was very short. despite being a small little short tiny midget dwarf bitch, his lizard dong was mighty long 💪🏼

one time the marvin lizedr was hhanging out with me in a bar (drinking some drughs and snorting some alcohool), and we were hadving a wonderful time. all of a sussy, we heard a fermillyer noise on the bar radio. a song started to play that was like
"IREALLYWNNA CHANGETHEWORLDBUTCANTCHANGEMUOTHESWNNAFINDAHOTLIZARDBFBUTCABTFINDMYSHOBEIJUSTLIEINBEDTILLTHEAFTERNOON" er cetera. so me and marvin heard this sobhg and we got horney for some rwssosb. we went out of the bar back to my aprtatpment cause i am poor. we get in the bed and do the smooches. the only problem is that marvin is such a short small midget dwarf that i swalowrd him before we could do secks 😢 😔 😭
after that i cryid in my bed for an hour bc now i had no lizard to fkuc. 😿

all of a suddenly, my bedroom door burset open!!!!! the horny somng started to blast through the windowns . 🥵🥵 i saw green guy and other guy cum into my room. green dream man cutely took off the maskssjfh and he smled at me. he looked very famillier and i couldent place him. before i knewed, alev nenjamin strted smooching me and i was horn again. alezx benjamdin kept singing change clithes while he raeled me 😢🥺😡
i see dreamsd eye turn angery. he is jelly???!;!:!;$;!
he start to aslo rale me and i have two minuscule pps in me. it is sad cause they don't compare to marvins phat. dong. as i eyes fill with teard i start to feel a pain in my scrummy yyummy tummy. it was gurgly and groogley. they taked theyre tiny raisin COCKS out of my cAvern🥵🥵🥵😍😍🥰🥰😘😘 and my tummy😢 started herting even mor. i say to lec benjamin and dream, OMG I AM GONNA HAVE A BEABY???:););&;$;!;!;$;

they cumfert me and when i think u will die from pain, something cums shooting out of my dinkle winkle. ONG THE BABBY!!!!!????
but plot twist it's not the babsu. (DUN DUN DUNN)
vote for chapter two 😒😒😒😎😎😎