⚠️This story is a joke and is for your entertainment⚠️
TW: Swearing, yelling
Y/n pov
I woke up to the sun shining in my face, highlighting my perfect skin. Y/n wasn't like other girls her age, she never had a problem with acne.
"Y/N GET YOUR SMELLY STANKY BIG DUMPTRUCK BUTT DOWN HERE NOW"
Y/ns dad called from the kitchen.
"COMING DAD!" Y/n shrieked with her tiny voice, she lept out of bed, her 4'3 hair trailing behind her. As she threw on her clothes, she looked at the girl in the mirror. She was 3'8 and had purple, pink, green, brown, grey, blue, black, red, orange, yellow orbs sparkled as the sun shone into them.
"Y/N I SAID GET DOWN HERE NOW"
I threw my long blonde hair in a messy bun and ran downstairs. My dad was in the kitchen, sitting at the table, a plate in front of him and a fork and knife in his hands.
"Y/n, my plate is empty." Her father stated angrily.
*Knock knock*
I ran to get the door. When I opened it, Harry styles was standing there with the rest of One Direction behind him. They all instantly looked down upon me.
"I'm selling you to them." My father stated.
"W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what?! W-w-w-why?" I stuttered.
"Ello love, I'm Harry Styles." Harry said as he grabbed my arm dragging me out the door.
"We agreed that I got to take her!" Someone shouted.
"No she's mine!" Another said.
They all started fighting and wrestling with each other. I ran to Harry and swung my arms around him.
"Harry! Look at me! This isn't you!"
I held onto him as my purple, pink, green, grey, brown, blue, black, red, orange, yellow orbs started to water.
"You're right love." Harry smiled down at me.
"We're leaving now." Harry announced with his arm around my shoulder.
A/n (author note): I will have more parts posted soon :))
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Y/n x Harry Styles ‼️JOKE‼️
General FictionThis story is like the silly y/n stories and was made for amusement. please don't sue me
