mr ladik drove into the school parking lot. he felt great, new gaming chair WITH HIS NAME on it!! he was pumped for class today and couldnt wait to yell at the kids and then hump kennedys cafe during his breaks.
he walks into the class after the 12th period bell rings excited to talk to the class the entire period about the gaming chair
robert raises his shit covered hand as mr ladik gets comfortable in his chair "yes robert?" mr ladik growls already getting pissed off by the unwashed hair mans company.
"nice gaming chair man dab me up"
mr ladik rolls his eyes and talks about football
10 minutes before the bell rings benedick says "oh yea class heres 3 pages to do you shpuld be able to finish in class" he stared directly into hannahs eyes and farts a little knowing her bimbo ass wont do it in time "faggot" he whispers under his breath.
when the bell rings students quickly leave their seats and rush out of the door into their last period of the day.
MEANWHILE mr ladik is grading some papers on his new gaming chair WITH HIS NAME ON IT! when he feels something pooling in his barbie underwear.
he turns around and sees that mr l gaming chair is blushing. mr ladik takes this to his advantage and starts grading more papers. once he stands up his entire (khaki) pants are soaked, he was going to punish this little brat gaming chair WITH HIS NAME ON IT!
he shoves mr l gaming chair into the wall locking eyes with it, mr l gaming chair blushes profusely. mr ladik smashes his lips into the gaming chairs and mr l gaming chair moans out "i love your sexy sexy khakis". mr ladik chuckles darkly and slides his hand up the crack of his gaming chairs seat.
mr ladik couldnt take it anymore so he grabbed the minion off of his desk and shoved it up his wet asshole "imperialism" mr ladik moans so loud that the other teachers hear and rush to his classroom to see if he is okay.
just as jennifer is turning the knob of his classroom mr ladik DUCKS underneath his desk and holds his breath.
