Cardfight Vanguard chatfic

don't mess with a Yandere

I do not own cf vanguard

Ren: morning 

Kai: it's 3pm

Asaka: Master Ren, how are you feeling? 😀

Ren: fine 

Asaka: the potion didn't work 😞

Tetsu: Asaka it was alcohol 

Asaka: a girl can hope

Kai: we spent the 5 hours chasing Ren throughout the city, because of your f*ck up

Naoki: Kai you swore!!!!

Shingo:*** ******* *********

Kai: yea but Aichi's not here, he's still unconscious 

Naoki: yea  I'm going to go check on Aichi to see if he's alright

Kourin: um could you wait like an hour

Naoki: why?

Kourin: um no reason

Naoki: I don't trust you I'm coming over now

Kourin: no wait

Misaki: kourin I know your in Aichi's room

Kourin: you can't prove that 

Misaki: I can because I'm watching you rn, b*tch

Kai: WHAT!!!!!!

Misaki: ms. Idol isn't the only one with hidden camera's

Kourin: Misaki it's not what it looks like 

Naoki: oh my gawd, Kourin's trying to kidnap Aichi

Kourin: no I'm not!!!

Naoki: I'm on the street at Aichi's house and I see a familiar looking blonde trying to put a familiar looking blue haired boy in the trunk of her limousine.

Naoki: ygfthh deuueryvstj itwwelds

Asaka: what happened 

Misaki: she just tazzerd Naoki 

Naoki has started a voice call

Ren: Naoki's dying wish

Kai: for us to witness a kidnapping?

Misaki: "hand me Aichi"

Asaka: when did Misaki get there??

Kourin: "never he's MINE!!!"

Misaki: "no he's MINE!!!"

Misaki: jdudhdveudidvdhdjd

Asaka: omg Misaki!!!!

Kourin: anyone else who tries to take Aichi from me also gets tazed

Kourin: UNDERSTOOD

Tetsu: yup

Asaka: um yes ma'am

Ren: meh, sure

Kai: fine

Kourin: GOOD