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• Chanlix •

Just Chan tryna Rob a college student Lix house

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Felix was just chilling on his small cozy fluffy couch while eating his favourite caramel flavoured ice cream

And that's his front door burst open revealing a dude with a black mask on

"Drop down this is a robbery!"

Felix just blinked at him before eating his ice cream again

"Did you not listen to me?"

Felix huffed loudly

"Dude. Look around you. I don't really have much. There's nothing here. Just get anything you want and go. It's probably not worth it at all"

Chan just stood there. He was too stunned to speak

Because what the boy said was right

There's literally nothing there except for a cat carpet, a small tv, a small desk for studying, a pink flower pot with a little fairy that water the flower and a boring white lamp

"Woah dude. Look at this place. It's dry as fuck"

"I fucking know right?! I can't even bring my pc here! And my roommate literally gone for 1 week!"

"Look at this place! What the fuck? Is that an underwear? Have you been eating instant noodles? Get a proper meal"

Felix groaned and turned to him

"You're here to rob me. Get your shit together man. Here. You can take this. Probably the most expensive shit in this house"

Felix threw a glass reindeer decoration to Chan

"Hm. Not bad. I'm taking it"

"Yeah yeah. Whatever. It's a gift from random stranger anyway"

.....

"Hey I'm lonely. Wanna hang out?"

Chan thought about it for a second before nodding

"Yeah sure. Sounds good"

And they just sat there without saying anything before Felix spoke up

"Hey remember when you tried to rob my house-"

"Shut the fuck up. Don't bring up the past"

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"Bro I haven't seen your face since we first met"

"We met like... 1 hour ago"

"... And? Show me your face"

Chan took off his mask without hesitating and smiled at the boy

"Look... I'm not gay or anything. You're hot as fuck I might jump you right now if you're my boyfriend"

"Woah. That sound pretty gay to me"

and the night went on with both of them just chatting with each other until Chan had to leave

"I gotta go. My friends are probably waiting for me"

"Hey! Rob my house again soon! It's nice knowing you"

"Nice knowing you too kid. You should probably get a new couch. There's cockroach living under it"

"Fuck off before I call the police. Don't mock my marvel couch"

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Idfk what this is ;-;

My motivation really say "woosh. I'm gone"