you were at a party that your friend had forced you to come to. you didn't care at first, but no one seemed to be talking to you so you decided to just sit down until your friend was done with their hookup with ed sheeran upstairs.
after a while of sitting on the couch scrolling through your phone, two boys walked up to you. they looked really familiar as you studied them looking up and down. wait.. you got it! you knew who they were!
"MARKY POO POO PANTS AND SHANEY WANY HI I LOVE YOU!!" you called out as mark zuckerburg and shane dawson walked over to you. they smiled at you, stopping right in front of your face.
"what do you say we get out of here and go somewhere more.. special.." marky warky poo said licking his lips like the cute little lizard man he is. shaney waney was standing behind him, grabbing the lizards ass like a cute little kitten.
your panties got soaked hearing his voice speak to you in such a deep and condescending tone. "y-y-y-y-y-y-yes i-i-i would l-love to m-marky warky sharky malarky pee pee pants uwu" you said to him taking his hand and standing up. they both smirked and dragged you to a love hotel that conveniently happened to be across the street.
shane got close to your ear and spoke softly "im gay, but if i just pretend your my cat, were gonna have a whole lotta fun tonight" shane said with a smirk you couldnt see. your panties started soaking and you let out cute little uwu moans. mark looked at you, his eyes large. you couldnt tell if it was out of concern or if it was just his natural little adorable baby uwu lizard look. he looked at shane with the same look in his eyes.
turns out it was out of concern. "m-m-m-mark..?! w-whats wrong?!" you yelped out before falling back into shanes huge, massive, bulging sexy muscles...
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istg im writing this in ela class and if someone takes this seriously i am going to kill myself omg
