Lol some meme things I'm too lazy to spoof:
Paris: We have a living bomb in our basement
Milk: huh?
Paris: your mom.
Milk:
Milk: hehe you said it
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Jasper: finally, a new life uvu. On the current Earth too, good thing nobody I know has ever been here
FM and Kinny on vacation with their child: ugly tall man why are you not dead.🧍♂️🧍♀️🚹
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Milk: why'd u leave
True: well you see I didn't want you or your kids to be manipulated by an ugly bit
Milk: they already do that tho
True:
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Paris: I feel like you don't respect me
True: that's because you didn't tell me how bras are made
Paris: I- OGDODYYPCPYF I DONT REMEMBER😰
True: You're not good enough for my son🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
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Naomi: *Man whore*
True: I'd beat you with a stick but you might like that 🥲
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(Did we name Naomi's sister): *breathes*
True: why you hair so soft. It softer than a buttcheek
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True: lol I'm living in a basement rent free because I an outlaw of the contrau and my ex partner is willing to rat me out 💅💅💅💅
Whatever Trues partners name was whose on the other end of the phone: bitch I-
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True calls Milk dove.
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True: *speaking random French because her mom knew French*
Paris: I'm too white for this /j
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Milk: why's my hair so stiff
Trues hair that can break a weapon on impact: and I wonder if you know.. how it really feels😢😭😿😭😢😿😭😢😭😢😢😭😢😭
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Milk, going downstairs for his video game collection he hides for no reason: :)
True: (: Mario Kart deluxe is a game you play to remind yourself that you're lonely
Milk: I just sharted.
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Young Naomi: I wish I was as tall as you when I grow up🤩🤩🤩
True: Well you see.. genetics...
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Naomi + his sister: when is Santa comming
True: present day isn't just about the presents, it's about the wrapper umu
Paris: what.
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Paris and Milk: *in their room with the door closed*
True: Kids, do you want to bake and make a mess 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈
(She cleans it up dw)
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True: Milk probably twerks better than you
Paris: yea.
True:
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