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Part 1

Sept 7
8:00am

[ Husband ig ]

Husband ig
good morning

Y/n
top of the mornin to ya mouchie

Husband ig
why can't you ever say gm normally

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cuz that's boring

Husband ig
right

anyway, are you ready for school yet

Y/n
not yet

I overslept last night

so I woke up late 💔💔

Husband ig
dumbass I told you to sleep earlier

Y/n
I know

but I wasn't mentally prepared to start school again

ohemgee this is our last year in high school tho

Husband ig
I guess

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aren't you, y'know, excited??

Husband ig
no

Y/n
right. I shouldn't be surprised

btw I had the weirdest dream last night

Husband ig
what was it?

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my dad came back home lol

it was so weird

Husband ig
oh

is that a good weird or a bad weird

Y/n
idk

a little bit of both I guess

Husband ig
well it was just a dream so it's fine

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mhm you're prbly right

Husband ig
obviously i am

now hurry up mf

im bored of waiting

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im almost ready geez

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tsaritsa, childe, and la signora are waiting too and it's fucking awkward

Y/n
entertain them while i'm getting ready ❤

Husband ig
no wtf

I don't want to interact with them in any way possible

oh my god I think childe is planning on singing while waiting

im going to fucking murder him

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PLSJFKSND

OK ILL HURRY UP

don't kill anyone <3