'95 Til Infinity (A joey bada$$ fanfic)

Intro n2 '95

        Me and best friend always seen dis year as the best thing GOD could have given us. '95 was what gave us hood kids tha streets at nite to run and play. To smoke all the weed that grew in the window seals of bandos or to drink all the liqour that filled our lil lungs. We had dis year in our hands and we we were gonna to live it to infinty.

        "So wuzzup wit tonite Dre'", Joey, my best friend, asked me as he dragged on the blunt filled with "Hindukush". We were laying on my aunt's living floor staring at the ceiling, getting high asf. He handed me the blunt, "Ion no...", I took a drag of tha delicious blunt, "Wanna go hunt sum bitches". Joey looked at me and smiled hard as fuck. "Heeelllll Yeeeaaaa...dats why you my nigga", He hit tha blunt hard and dapped me up. 

        Before we go any further...WUZZUP I'm Dre. Yes imma bitch. Yes imma pothead.  Me and Joey were best friends who did everything together. Told each other everything. I mean dis wuz diaper days love. Me and him wuz 17 living on tha beautiful steets of Brooklyn in '95. Sum may call dis a fucked up city wit lowlifes and crimes...but we DGAF. We just part of tha lowlifes. Dis wuz tha best year to live in Brooklyn's streets. So I know you wanna know wuzzup wit dis 'hunting bitches thing', Well I'm a BiSexual Stem. Yaassss I know you like 'How can you be both?' Well ion no either so STFU and enjoy da fuckin story.

        Joey got up to go take a piss nd I went straight to da kitchen. Since my aunt wuz barely home da lights were out and free to smoke all DA WEED WE WANTED. I got on my tippy toes to try get up in the cabinet until Joey came in and pulled the chips that i wuz trying to reach. "Lil short ass", he said as he sat up on the counter and lit another blunt. "Fuck u Whoopie Goldberg". I pulled out chips, cookies, ice cream, beer, foul loca....munchies wuz  fixxin to b served. "So you for reals bout goin out 2nite to get sum bitches?", Joey asked. "Hell yea bruh...i need sum pussy for reals for reals". We both busted out laughing. "So do wanna grub now or hit da waffle house nd tear dat shit down", I asked as i took da blunt outta Joey hand and pulled in the highness. "Shiidddd, I say hit Waffle House...". I shooked my head in response. "Yea i wuz thinking maybe get sum bitches and hit da plug for sum mo hindu with sum blueberry and amnesia, and saved all dis for da bitches and our munchies later tonite." Joey looked up at me from his fone and smiled again,"Brruuuhhh yassss...damn to not finish school, you got sum smart ass ideas". I pushed his ass off da counter and flicked up my middle finger.

Up da stairs....

        I let Joey hit da shower first, den i hopped in. Wen I came out, Joey wuz sitting at da end of da bed looking high as fuck. I pulled my long black hair up in a messy bun. "JOEY",I yelled at him. His head popped up and looked at me in my towel. We both seen each otha naked, speaking dat i gave my virginty to him,  i dropped my towel. He stared at me "Damn ma, I see why i fuck wit u", Joey said as he came over to me and grabbed my big ass butt. I turned around and snatched his towel off. Joey backed up a lil and i looked down below his waist. To be honest, best friend dick wuz biig as fuck. For him to only weigh 125, he had a 9 inch weapon and a width to it. "So now we done stripping each otha, lets get fyeee as fuucckkk", Joey said smiling, making smile too. We both walked in my closet and got to looking. Speaking Joey never went tha fuck home, most of his clothes wuz here at my aunt's crib.

        Being a STEM, I didnt dress perky and girly, I mostly threw on wat i could find. I found my crop T'shirt i had from a ex-girl that said NOSTALGIA cross tha front, next wuz a black Timberland sweater, sum grey joggers dats wuz printed wit weed plants, and my Timberlands dat Joey and me designed. Joey came ova and smacked mi ass" Damn, daddy taught you all dat swagga"."Nigga please, dis all maeww", i said as i slid on sum panties and boy shorts ova dem. Joey chose on sum jeans dat we desinged, wit a black thermal and Camo Cocoa Bravoz sweatshirt, and Retro Jordan 7s. I had to admit, we looked gud as fuck and wuz aobut to get all da bitches tonite. Chicks went crazy bout my Marilyn Monroe piercing so i slipped dat in along with my big ass hoop earrings and diamond choker dat another ex brought for me. I let my hair down and put on my black skelly. I looked ova at Joey who had found his NEW YORK YANKEE fitted and roughed out his hair. I went ova wit him to tha mirror. I turned around and looked at my fine thick ass in da mirror. We looked gud as fuck once again. I grabbed my fone and turned it off 'Don't Disturb' and my Beats, another gift from a ex, and turned on wifey (Honey Ccoaine) thru mi headfones. I blew out da candles, hid our weed in da closet hole, and locked da windows and door. Me and best friend walked out on da beautiful streets of Brooklyn in dis nice '95 year.