random shit thats been said around me

CH1

Me: so yeah-

My friend Annabelle: omg Ash i found the best photo of connie(from the promised neverland) on pintrest! *proceeds to show me a cooked steak*

Me: the tall shoes with the platform heals-

Felix: oh hooker shoes?-

my best friend/crush(i shall not name them-):*just being a sweet selfless and comforting person*

Me trying to drop hints: your too perfect.

them:*not getting what i'm trying to say*

me:*internal gay crying-*