Hello my ghetto children's today topic is money,now dead beat parents we all know you yes you! Have bands (bands=stacks of money which is great)but you don't give one shit about child support let's be honest and quit lying but that also part of being ghetto,right? Yeah it is! But anyway you have a girlfriend or boyfriend right if not that's ok that will be covered later still stay! Now your girlfriend or boyfriend is probably piss your ass is still on the couch playing call of duty ghosts or shopping in the mall with your credit card! So this lesson your be learning how to get your ass out there step 1:jobs now you my not like this but your may have to work at McDonalds or IHOP but hey! Free food am I right? Yeah I know I'm right at least I think so...anyway I wish the fuck you would say "they ain't hiring" that's just saying "I'm a lazy son of a bitch and I want you to break up with me and I hope you wasn't planing to marry me" so just don't you lazy bitch...anyway that all my ghetto lazy basturds!
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Humorhey have you ever wonder am I ghetto?Because your probably are! and I'm gonna rub in your ugly fucking face! :D
