Dirk's point of view
As you can already tell today is the day, the day that I decide to mess with my roommates. Well not really mess with them more of just connecting everything. For the past few days, I have been observing them not in a creepy way just more to Ummm check their mental state yeah that's what you're doing but back on topic for john it's just him being flushed whenever being touched by one of us and it the slightest of touch too like I'm talking a fucking poke and this man will blush like an anime schoolgirl he's also been very touchy with everyone not in a way that would disrepespct you're boyndries for Dave, he's not very subtle not that you think he cares but dave has started sleeping in you're room I guess its more because of a mental reason than anything but, in fact, I have been proven wrong multiple time he actually will sometimes wait for me and according to john he has seen dave enter jakes room and leave at morning he also said that dave has slept with him too thank god john cant keep a secret for the life off him cause this would have been a lot harder and well for jake he's just more flirty with everyone. And so that's more than the reason that you should show to have one of you're guys "get together" day to put your plan in motion and hopefully without fail.
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Dirk's fun
FanfictionDirk has been roommates with Dave, John, Jake, and Karkat for a while and over the past few months they've been living together they have all fallen for each other. So Dirk decided to make a move on one of the days they all have free. It all goes we...
