Chapter 0: Warning! Do NOT Read!

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Chapter 0

Warning! Do not Read!

Is there such a thing as Chapter Zero? Stupid, right? This is merely an ice breaker. A commercial you might say. Now, don't mind my stupidity. It's highly contagious.

If you're reading a warning on books, just like this one, I know the thing on your mind is "What an interesting way to start a story" or "There's no way this thing could possibly be real." I understand you, dear reader, for I, as well am a reader and I cannot help but disregard all the warnings the author gave because of my insatiable desire for knowledge.

This warning is not like the others -- daring you to continue on reading if you have the courage to do so or to tell you of a coming disaster that will befall your planet or even your life if you continue reading. No, this warning is a rather simple one. It may not even be considered as a warning, but rather, an advice: Don't read this because if you do, you'll be wasting your precious, irreplaceable time.

That's just it. Reading this piece of junk will just take too much of your energy -- you may curse, tire out your eyes or even throw the nearest object within reach to your computer because of how poorly made this book is. Now, continue reading this garbage if you think you have too much time in your hands that you can afford to spend it over this author's silly imaginations. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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