"I'M HALF HEAVEN AND
HALF HELL WHICH MAKES
ME A BIT OF TROUBLE FOR
BOTH SIDES."
when the antichrist is born and armageddon is on the rise, aziraphale, crowley and monaya attempt to look after him in order to prevent the end of days but end of scre...
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i am half heaven and half hell, i am both order and chaos
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"LET'S GO SAVE THIS WORLD FROM ARMAGEDDON AND KICK SOME ASS WHILE WE'RE AT IT."
"THAT'S MY GIRL."
"THAT'S OUR GIRL."
𝕾𝖞𝖓𝖔𝖕𝖘𝖎𝖘:
HEAVEN AND HELL STRUCK A BARGAIN. You would expect that these omnipotent forces would agree to this monumental deal in a large signing room with a seventeen foot long scroll that had spaces at the very end and feathered quills for the signatures of both parties. But in reality, it was just a simple handshake. Bummer, I know. The deal, however, was not. Heaven and Hell agreed that with a rapidly developing world they needed something else, something different, which is exactly what their deal made. Taking DNA (or the celestial being version anyway) of one of their most admirable operatives each, they forged something new.
Crowley and Aziraphale were not told beforehand of the plan Heaven and Hell had created. So it was an incredible shock (one that almost gave Aziraphale a heart attack which should be impossible for an Angel or a Demon) when they were handed over a child with fiery locks and told it was theirs.
They named her Monaya. Crowley liked it because it reminded him of the Mona Lisa sketch hung up in his flat whereas Aziraphale had read somewhere that it meant 'Unity' which was exactly what the child represented. It was 1901, the year the mighty Victorian Age ended, when Monaya first made her appearance in the Universe. Then, established by both Heaven and Hell, rules concerning the upbringing of Monaya were set into place:
