ricky was walking by the local church trying to kill every civilian in sight. how? because he stunk of mozeraller cheese. he was christian but he doesnt care.
he doesnt like religion because his mom made him eat jesus food everyday. his mom also made him wear those jesus sandals that exposed him 23457866987779798 feet wide and long squared green funky floor assulters. he hated that.
anyways.
he was walking by when he saw people in a distance that his funk smell could not reach drop dead on the floorrr. he took great interest in that wondering why. he saw a gorgeous fat thicc creature.
she was wearing hideous rhinestone jeans that spelled n-e-l-l-y. ricky assumed that this was the creatures name. her aura- no incoherent energy..? no. it was in fact the years of mozzereller cheese funk smell she had accumilated that wafted an electrifying lime around her.
ricky instantly fell in love. for his first 238729727892689q720982920908208209829 years of his life he had never met another such grogeous thicc and ugly creature that was the same funk waft scent as he was. his heart was truly touched. so he picked his fat ass smelly itchy dandruffy balls off the floor and walked to who he knew as nelly.
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Ricky x Neela (Smut and Angst)
Romancericky and neela both stunk of mozerella cheese, and thats the exact why they fell in love. continuing reading to see how their love story blooms :D-
