Dust settles... I don't

Part 29

Virat POV

Yesterday Pakhi came like a hurricane and left with mind boggling news of we going to Shimla as if we were going for grocery shopping, (mind you she is not capable of that too). I was awake whole night thinking about such sudden demand from Pakhi.  Kisi ka kuch aga picha nai aur chal diye hum Shimla yeh kya baat Hui. Beside me Sai was sleeping carefree of any tensions her husband might be having. This is the most irritating as well as envying habit of Sai. She gets comfartable anywhere and that too with such a ease that I never felt awkward moment with her. In fact I feel like Pakhi is becoming stranger to me. I again glanced at Sai and tried to acquire the sleep Sai was blessed with.
Next morning I could see Sai was in hurry to go somewhere I decided to approach Gadchiroli express aka Sai bai the great.
"Sai"
"Yes Virat sir?"
"Going somewhere?"
"Nhi Muze Ekta Kapoor se offer aya hai uski agli serial mein choti Bahu ke role ka uski audition ke liye Jaa rhi hun"
"Kya???"
This girl and her weird answers never can you get straight answer from her,but I have seen her answering Aai normally. Am I the only one she jests? Sometimes I feel like Sai is more to be seen than she shows she looks like aai when she is silently smiling at us. Like she knows something which we are unaware of. God me and mysterious complicated women in my life.
I saw Sai looking at me weirdly. Aww I again lost in my day dreaming.
"Hello Virat Sir are you ok?"
"I am ok you were saying ?"
"Kuch nhi sir maine Ekta Kapoor ko reject kr diya bol diya yhi or muze role Mila hai teesri Bahu banane ka tha khana, lodging, boarding sab free hai muze sirf act Krna hota hai bas I am not looking for any other roles thank you very much "
"Please answer me normally Sai I am not familiar with Ekta Kapoor and the world"
"You are boring Virat Sir"
"Police station shifted in your room Virat "
Pakhi declared her presence with another sarcastic comment.
"What's your problem Pakhi?"
"Aaj kal kuch jyada hi time bita rhe ho apne biwi ke saath Virat mai toh bas tum logon ko bulane layi thi neeche shadi ki kuch rasme bachi hai aur humare Shimla Jana bhi discuss Krna hai"

   Before Pakhi could continue I nodded quickly and decided to scram away from there with Sai in my tow.
Last thing I hear was
" Sach khete hai na woh log ki padhne likhne ka aur lihaaj ka koi relation nhi hota literacy doesn't teach manners they should be inbuilt."
Bappa yeh ladki muze ek din marwayegi
I couldn't look back to see fuming Pakhi.Truste she was definitely fuming that I could feel heat from here.
We came down the hall Pakhi sounding like angry goose ready to pounce on Sai at any me
moment..... And oblivious Sai was in her own world fluttering like a butterfly.
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here stood entire Chavan coven looking at us some interesting species under microscope. Stop it Virat you are betraying your education you are commerce student sounding like science people.biwi kya aa gyi tune toh bewafai shuru ki  the sound suspeciously like Sunny whispered in my ear.
"So you decided to join us finally Virat" Bhavani kaku boomed in her thundering voice.
"Godu bala kitni der kr di tumne Sai ko dekho uski jogging hoke tayar ho ke din ki shuruvat ho bhi gyi"
I looked at her aai call me godu only two times if she is happy or she wanna embarrass me. And this was her cold voice and it did not sound flattering at all. I heard Sai's tinkling laugh Ho gya mere ijjat ka faluda.
"Aye jungli mulgi tu kya has rhi hai?"
Good work Bhavani kaku.
"Ab bas bhi kijiye na Bhavani vahini let's start the task for which we have gathered"  Aai ever peacemaker spoke.
"Yes it's about important custom in Chavan Family. Tu toh shadi kar ke agya apne hisab se pr hum Chavan khandan hai pata nhi kha ki hogi tune shadi kaise ki hogi par ye rasam hum krne vale hai  yeh hamari parampara hai."  I watched  everyone it was like aai, manasi bua, Karishma's face were like carved in stone; Pakhi, Sonali kaku and Omkar kaka looked like Christmas came early and baba and Shivani bua looked like ready to bolt I guess I should follow the suit as I don't know what will come out from Kaku's mouth next and Sai as usual looked oblivious to surrounding giving Bhavani kaku look that she will definitely give to any insect under microscope as she opened her mouth to say something Bhavani kaku continued her tirade,