"Yeah, I kinda forgot to mention it in my sentence just a few seconds ago but who fucking cares?" It said.
"But why are you sent to kill us too?" Wad asked.
"Dunno."
"Oh. Of course." Tinker said. The creature walks over to its decapitated arm and picks it up before eating it, which ultimately made everyone cringe.
"EW, WHAT THE FUCK?!" Most of them yelled except for Tinker, she just stared. The thing looks up at them.
"What? Do you guys NOT eat your decapitated arms?" It asked.
"Of fucking course not you dumbass! We eat food!" Zay said.
"Ah. Well, you're fucking weird."
"Take that back or we'll all kick you in the face."
"Hmmmmm nah."
"Well, fuck you then!"
"Nah, fuck you!"
"Fuck you too!"
"Fuck you three!"
"I said the most fuck you's so you're the most fucked!"
"I don't follow suit so you're the most fucked, bitch!"
"A- motherfucker." Zay said
"Well, that's settled with are we gonna talk about the elephant in the room?" It asked.
"Uh, what elephant?" Tinker asked.
"The fact I was sent here to kill dangerous people but the fact you guys aren't dangerous is kinda sus."
"Don't fucking bring up amonggus again." Tinker said.
"You do know what I'll say, right?"
"..."
"Exactly, now shut up you ghost fox thing."
"You don't even have a fucking name you fucking Deviantart oc!" Tinker clarified.
"Ah. I didn't introduce myself. My name's Lazeriagiusallaphigus." It said, with a smile. They all stared at her.
"Lazeriagiusallaphigus....that's a nice name." Sean said.
"Of fucking course you understand that, you're a protogen!" Zay said.
"Isn't there an uh....shorter way to say that name?" Dr Plague asked. It stared at him before thinking.
"Lazerius." Lazerius said.
"Oh, okay." Dr Plague said. Lazerius finishes eating up her arm.
"Well anyway, it's kinda fishy that the scientists of Pericappin would send me to kill some innocent people. Unless if there's something else behind the scenes?" Lazerius asked. They all thought for a bit before agreeing.
"Exactly! They want to kill you all by making me! Besides, we're not certain if there's gonna be more sent here to actually eradicate you and since my coding's now broken, I might be a spy!" Lazerius said.
"Wait, wait. What do you mean by 'Spy'?" Wad asked.
"I have access to the laboratory where I was created in."
"Oh. Well, that was bloody useful."
"Mhm. Soooo, you need someone as the spy?" Lazerius asked.
"Uh, yeah! BUt first, are you sure that we are gonna oh I dunno, DIE?!" Zay asked. Lazerius shook her head.
"Nope. As long as you survive any creatures that might be sent your way then I can piece together a plan to stop the scientists and well, get your sweet, sweet revenge on them." Lazerius said. They all looked at each other before Sean stepped up.
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It's Not Always Paradise: City Of Dreams
AdventureSequel. We've all been waitin' for it so why not? Also, I think we know what the cover of the book is from.