in honor of me being wasted last night......
*dae and thi are not sober*
11 membersYANGYANG
I'm babysitting
your girlfriendsSUNGCHAN
why???THI
I am nto okaySUNGCHAN
where are you?YANGYANG
in her dorm, she's fineDAEHEE
dotn take all the
creud hyuck is hre tooHAECHAN
your girlfriends
are drunkJAEMIN
oh my godRENJUN
send us voice
messages💕SHOTARO
don't let them
die!THI
"I cannot... stand.
wait, how the fuck
do I turn this off?
is it off, can they still hear me?
-give me that, thi"JENO
she's sounds so quiet
she's literally whispering😭DAEHEE
"YO I AM NOT
OKAY!"JISUNG
and this one
is yellingCHENLE
"dae, shut the
fuck up, love you!"DAEHEE
"do you wanna
fight rn? I'll pull up
on god"JAEMIN
no no, I'll be
there in a secondYANGYANG
THANK GODDAEHEE
REALLY OMG DUDE
INBMISS YOU SO MCUH
UHH MY BOYFRIEN
IS THE BSETSHOTARO
barely can read
thatJISUNG
who let them
drink?THI
haechan gvea me
20 if I chguedd some
tequilaSUNGCHAN
HAECHAN WTFHAECHAN
I DIDNT THINK
SHE WOULD ACTUALLYTHI
INGOT NE MONEY
HOEDAEHEE
"baby... jaemin,
the love of my
life, when are you
gonna get here?"JAEMIN
"I'm almost at
your door, angel."JISUNG
UGH LOOK AT MY
PARENTS BE IN
LOVE AND SHITJENO
the fact is I
love them, have babiesDAEHEE
"I'd want kids
one day."DAEHEE
I have taken
her phone, so yuh
-jaeminRENJUN
god, I want a
relationship like theirsHAECHAN
I'm right here
babyRENJUN
noYANGYANG
damnSHOTARO
why is thi
calling me?JAEMIN
she said, "I need
to speak to my darling
baby boy, I miss him
so much."SHOTARO
omg😭💕CHENLE
I want to be
someone's darling
baby boy 😐DAEHEE
yuo can be mine
chenle💕💯🥺JISUNG
MOM WTFDAEHEE
hush my son, you
van be aswelJISUNG
oh okay, cool
cool😎SUNGCHAN
thi attacked me
the moment
I opened the doorJENO
we're never
gonna be a
normal groupRENJUN
damn right we aren'tTHI
of I were to
fght dae, who woudo
win?DAEHEE
I'd baet your assTHI
hasts kidna hotSUNGCHAN
they're getting
weirdDAEHEE
"I CANT OPEN
MY EYES, WHAT
THE FUCK!"
"baby, you don't have
yell, you're okay."
"promise?"
"promise."HAECHAN
FUCK THEY ARE
SO FUCKING CUTE
I WANT THATRENJUN
hit me upHAECHAN
you keep rejecting
me🤨😗SHOTARO
wow, tonight
is definitely a weird
nightSUNGCHAN
you can say that
againYANGYANG
don't worry
hyuck, he has a crush
on youRENJUN
yo...HAECHAN
I KNEW YOU LIKED
ME BACK AHAHAHJENO
it was obvious?CHENLE
lord, these kids▪︎▪︎▪︎
yo👁👁
YOU ARE READING
𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒕
FanfictionNCT "I don't understand why I can't be a manwhore." Ot23 text au thing lmao