Hetalia Randomness

Omd.

Oh my Doitsu. Again. 2k reads!?! WTD?!
Well...... Here is a 3 part thank you chapter for y'all

China: *Drinking tea with Japan and England* What a nice tea party.

England: I certainly agree, China.

Japan: Me too.

*suddenly, Russia appears*

Russia: My Anaconda Don't!

China: Not this, aru!

Russia: My anaconda don't

England: America!!!

Russia: My anaconda don't want none unless you become one, hun!

Japan: Oh! For crying out roud! *Calls Australia* Austraria, please come here. Bring a LOT of anacondas.

Australia: Ok!

Russia: Boy China, date Miranda, that girl likes to- *Gets poured with anacondas* *Screams the most girlish voice ever* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH SNAKESSSSS!!!!

China: *records video and posts it to YouTube* I now regret that I hate technology- aru!- wait. WHO IS MIRANDA!!!!

2.

England: *singing* Darlin' I will,

Be loving you till were seventy,

America: *blushes

England: And baby my heart,

Could still fall as hard at 23,

I'm thinking bout' how~

America: *whispers* Oh my Burgers *still blushing*

England: People fall in love in mysterious ways,

Maybe just a touch of a hand~

America: *blushing, hard.*

England: Me I fall in love with you every single day,

I just wanna tell who I am~

America: *blushing* *whispers* C'mon!

England: Coz' honey now,

Take me into your loving arms,

Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars, *smirks while looking to America*

Place your head on my beating heart,

I'm thinking out loud.

America: *Squeals silently*

England:

Maybe we found love right where we are..

America: *cheers* Woo!! I love you Iggyboo!

England: I love you too, Bloody git.

*Kiss*

Japan and Hungary : *Taking photos*

3.

2p!Prussia: I feel depressed.

Suddenly, Pineapples.

2p!Prussia: This doesn't help at all

Prussia: *Plays electric guitar*

2p!Prussia: *sees guitar* Ahh! This will cheer me up!
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*grabs guitar and smashes it to Prussia's head* Nope. It didn't help at all. Oh well.