3. Nerd

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Richie: Hey Eds :)

Eddie: Who is this?
Eddie: And don't call me that

Richie: It's Richie. Ben gave me your number

Eddie: Of course its you

Richie: Um what's your favorite animal

Eddie: I don't know
Eddie: A frog maybe? I don't really like animals

Richie: Frogs are weird and gross

Eddie: They are not! And that's coming from someone with a germaphobe mother

Richie: Favorite color? Mines orange

Eddie: Yellow or pink probably
Eddie: And before you ask me more questions i'm going to sleep because it's late

Richie: It's only 11!

Eddie: Yeah that's late dipshit

Richie: Whatever nerd

Eddie: I'm not a nerd!

Richie: Sure Eds sure

Eddie: Don't call me that

Richie: Fine ✨Eduardo✨

Eddie: 😐

Richie: How about Eddie Spaghetti?

Eddie: You don't stop do you

Richie: Edward maybe?

Eddie: That's literally just my name. You aren't a genius

Richie: Really? Cause my friends call me Einstein

Eddie: Yeah no they don't

Richie: Your right they don't, but still! Pick a name

Eddie: None
Eddie: Goodnight

Richie: EDDIE
Richie: Eduardo!
Richie: Spaghetti man?
Richie: ANSWER ME EDS?
Richie: Eddie
Richie: Eddie
Richie: Eddie
Richie: Eddie Spaghetti
Richie: Bitch.

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