Syameise: "Can I have your attention please? I have an announcement!"
(Whitty and Carol look at Sy)
Syameise: "I just wanna let you know that I have stuffed all of my office supplies up my ass."
(Updike has entered the chat and Whitty and Carol look confused as fu-)
Syameise: "So to anyone who wants to try to steal them, I hope you like HPV."
IT'S LEGIT JUST A PRANK ON THEM- SHE DIDN'T ACTUALLY STUFF HER SUPPLIES UP HER ASS AND SHE CAN'T ACTUALLY GIVE OUT HPV-
