oh so you wanna roast someone?
lets get to roasting shall we-
1. make sure the person is dry (um that the person is incapable of recognizing a joke), if not you'll end up boiling them
2. put oil in a pan
3. sIZzLe SiZzLe
4. put the person in the pan.
5. put salt, the person should be salty
6. stir so that they'll be roasted evenly
7. put the seasoning bish, (that's the important part, if you don't, I hate you)
ehmmm
*cronch*
*squats away*
