part 4

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"Hey" schlatt wilbur said in a considered voice "what the hell do you" hiccups "want." jschlatt said

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jschlatt's voice sounds exactly what you expect a drunk jschlatt to sound like

"Oh nothing, just stole you mic and had a conversation with your boss." wilbur said in a devious voice "why-" hiccups "should i-" "hiccups" "believe you" jschlatt said after chugging big a bottle of alcohol "well if a can say your bosses name will that prove it to you?" Wilbur said smirking

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Okay in this story there is like a million kingdoms and jschlatt doesn't believe that Wilbur actually had a conversation with the ruler that he works with and Wilbur is an intelligent mf who is known to get under people's skin for fun

"I bet 10 dollars that you can't" drunk jschlatt said without a hesitation "well that isn't fun. why don't we do conditions instead. I left my wallet back at the castle." wilbur said "fine" jschlatt said without even having a second thought "look I feel bad for you." if I win this bet you have to quit alcohol for a week which means no alcoholic substance wilbur said "fine but if I win you have to let me drink in peace. without doing anything that you're not supposed to be doing that a captive shouldn't do." jschlatt said "okay is your boss Prince quackity from Los Nevada." wilbur said with a huge grin on his face "how the hell." jschlatt said confused and surprised "and give me that." wilbur said "fuck you." jschlatt said in a angry tone

In the distance

"LANGUAGE YOU MUFFIN HEADS."

"What the" jschlatt said in absolute confusion

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