My Random Midnight Thoughts

Itzy (aka my gf's/j)

So I'm gonna explain (confess) my love for each Itzy member because I can

Also something I think they'll do and yeah, I can't do titles

YEJI
(my wife lolol she's mine, back off 👹👹 /lh. But she is also my girlfriend 🤩)

She has some charm which attracts me to her, like a magic power or something

First of all, she's fucking beautiful we've established that

Second of all, she's really nice and has a kind heart while also being a badass

Her duality is scary but I love it

She is just, you know... addractive

Someone needs to make a dictionary using her language cuz I honestly wanna learn her words and stuff 😭😭✋

She seems like the one to pull a prank on you and apologize for a year afterwards (if u cried or something

She seems like she'll get you little gifts as well like chocolate or something

WE CAN EAT CHOCOLATE TOGETHER 😍😍😍😍😍

I am in love with this women, and so are many others respectfully

Idk I just love her and you should to

LIA
(She can adopt me anyday, she's my mother now I claimed her as well. She could also be my girlfriend)

She is really fucking pretty, that's a fact

She gives fun aunt vibes ngl, and I adore that

SHE IS JUST AMAZING AND WOULD BAKE U CAKE OR SOMETHING JUST CUZ 😭😭

She seems really sweet as well
Like on a bad day she'll give you like 50 desserts or something

Overall, she's amazing

Ryujin
(She can be my sister or 2nd girlfriend even if Yeji's my wife and Lia is my girlfriend)

She is also beautiful, that fiction stage had me doing backflips

Her voice is attractive, she is attractive = she is attractive (don't ask cuz idk)

I LOVE HOW SHE LOOKS AND ACTS
Like she seems like a badass then she walks in with a wedding cake for you as a snack

But she can also be badass which is cool

She is just a cool person

SHE WOULD BE THE BEST BIG SISTER THO, LIKE A REALLY FUN ONE WITH A GOOD HEART

Chaeryeong
(3rd Girlfriend/Emotional Support person because she is the best person ever and is so sweet and amazing and talented and-)

She is so fucking adorable

She's very jumpy (as in scared) but also very jumpy (as in she jumps around a lot like in her vlog) which is very cute

She would be the person you'd spill all the tea to and the person who you both cry too

Also... HER SIDE PROFILE!!?!?!? HELLO SHE IS ALSO VERY HOT 🥵

She also seems like the person to get little gifts or bit gifts, except more often than Yeji would
(like 3 a week, or everyday)

Would travel a lot or stay in a lot

Anyways Chaeryeong best girl

Yuna
(4th Girlfriend/Best friend)

She's also pretty fucking pretty
She is the visual

Also hella talented like 🤨🤨 can I have some skill

She's so damn cute it's not even funny, but it's funny

I also love Pizza so we'll get along

She would pull pranks on you 24/7 and get you pizza every now and then

She'll try not to go overboard with her pranks but probably will and apologize with food

She would be your bestie, doesn't matter who you are

She seems like a people person and is just happy

Y'all would do anything and everything together
Pull pranks on your other friends

Yuna also best girl

In conclusion: I have a wife and 4 girlfriends but I don't 😍

In conclusion: I'm hella gay 😘✌️