You ever get that one song stuck in your head for weeks on end? Yeah... that's me right now... So in a futile effort to get rid of this particular song, I've turned it into a Hermitcraft parody.
This AU is not tied to the storyline of Encanto strictly, just this specific song. I recommend that you listen to the song as you read through this, it makes it much more interesting. (If you can somehow keep up towards the end, I applaud you!)
*The scene opens with Zedaph, Impulse, and Iskall talking about a certain someone.*
Zedaph:
What if you didn't understand what he saw?
Iskall:
Then you better figure it out, because it was coming for you!
*Stressmonster suddenly bursts into the room after overhearing their conversation.*
Stressmonster:
We don't talk about Tango, no, no, no!
We don't talk about Tango...
But!
It was New Season day-
Iskall:
It was New Season day!
Stressmonster:
We were all getting ready, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky-
Iskall:
No clouds allowed in the sky!
Stressmonster:
Tango logs in with a mischievous grin-
Iskall:
Thunder!
Stressmonster:
You telling this story or am I?
Iskall:
I'm sorry, my dear friend, go on...!
Stressmonster:
Tango says, "It looks like rain."
Iskall:
Why did he tell us?!
Stressmonster:
In doing so, he floods my brain.
Iskall:
Xisuma, get the umbrellas!
Stressmonster:
Started season in a hurricane!
Iskall:
What a chaotic day, but anyway...
Stressmonster & Iskall:
We don't talk about Tango, no, no, no!
We don't talk about Tango!
*Zedaph and Impulse gather more information on Tango. They first go to see Joe Hills and iJevin.*
JoeHills:
Hey!
Grew to live in fear of Tango stuttering or stumbling.
I can always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling.
I associate him with the sound of falling sand,
Ch, ch, ch...
It's a heavy lift with a gift so humbling.
Always left Xisuma and the other Hermits fumbling, grappling with prophecies we couldn't understand.
Do you understand?
iJevin:
A seven-foot frame, eyes like netherrack.
When he calls your name it all withers to black!
Yeah, he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams!
All:
(Hey!)
We don't talk about Tango, no, no, no!
(JoeHills: We don't talk about Tango, no, no!)
All:
We don't talk about Tango!
(JoeHills: We don't talk about Tango!)
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Caitie's Comics
RandomWhen you get writer's block, sometimes you just need to do something different to mix things up. Me? I've always liked a good comic. Hermitcraft is a favorite genre of mine, but I will do something different every now and then. (Requests are open!)
