Akemashite Omedetou Gozaimasu||COMPLETE

Prologue

Orochimaru got up with a start.

One,honey on his slippers.

Two,honey and feathers on top of the door,and he's covered by it.

Three, pink powder cannonballing on his face.

He took several deep breaths and calm down.

"GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE YOU TROUBLESOME BABIES!!!" He screamed on the top of his lungs

...

It happen after Christmas and these KiDs were trouble for them

Tsubaki, Sumire,Wasabi and Namida waved several papers around,not just any paper. The tickets that Tsubaki won in the fries eating contest.

"Nu-uh" Mikaki said as she snatched the special papers from the dangerous paper ripping fingers of the babies

"Wahhhh"

Mikaki sighed as she stared off the distance "what now?"

...

There,you see in the huge ass closet,Iwabe and his hair vs several babies with their hairbrush

"No! Don't you dare!" Iwabe warned as Baby Kawaki smiles slyly

"Time to get a new youthful haircut!!" Metal laughs as he snapped the scissors threateningly as Iwabe cried

"Don't you dare cut my precious hair!!"

"Hm...I say this haircut" Denki said as he pushed his a little big glasses up his nose as he showed the computer screen to them making Iwabe screech

"No!" He cried until he realized something

"Why are you holding a scissor huh? You how did you know how to use the computer and you-" He stopped at Kawaki who looks at his nails in pure boredom

"Come here you brats!!!" He screamed after them as they run away from the tickle monster, who's known as Iwabe

Not after he got the scissors from Metal of course

...

Mitsuki giggled as he got swirled around by his mother

"Aww! You're so cute! Who's the little cute baby?" Akane cooed as Mitsuki giggled again making her melt "aww yes you are,you are!"

Kabuto deadpanned at his former Lady Akane as he sighed as Sakuhi kept playing with his hair.

Sasura and Teji were fighting each other as Kakashi sighed, seriously? Not again!

Everyone was laughing until a butterfly landed at Sakuhi's nose making her scream and run "ahh!! Butterfly!!!"

"Hm?" Akane raised her eyebrows as she stared at Sakuhi until she saw the butterfly making her eyes widened "get away from that monster my dear!"

The others deadpanned as Teji sighed "muway? It's jus a butterwfly?" He said in his cute baby voice as Sakuhi sighed and facepalmed at her cousin

Why? It's just a butterfly?

"Cause,Butterfly eats dead things! It doesn't want you cause you look like a flower! It want you cause of your sweat and blood! It want to eat you!"

Akane said as they all look dead as Sakuhi facepalmed yet again

"Iwdwiots nya!" She muttered

...

"GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE YOU TROUBLESOME BABIES!!!" A certain someone screamed on the top of his lungs as they all stopped what they're doing as the two Senju's snickered as they entered the picture

...

The two Senju's were having a sermon from one and only pink powder advertiser Orochimaru

Sakuhi and Mitsuki watched curiously as they were on their mother's arms,well Mitsuki is in his mother's arms while Sakuhi is in Kabuto's arms

Suddenly Mikaki looked away from the scene as she looked backwards at no one,well no one for them

"Hm? Are you wondering where our parents is?" She asked the reader as the readers' eyes widened

"Fourth Wall Chan!!!"

Mikaki cringed as she looked away from the reader as Fourth Wall builder wears the special coat as the fourth wall was being build again

"Akane,when is the day we go to that place again?" Orochimaru asked as wife as he finished scolding the two. Akane stifled a laugh at her husband's new look

"On the day of New Year. I still can't believe Tsubaki won them!" She said as Tsubaki smiled shyly and wave making them coo

"So,are we going?" Kabuto asked his former superiors as they shrug

"The question is,when is the damned potion wearing out?" Kakashi asked in distress as he lied on the babies bed some kind of thing,as the babies played with him.

Not totally playing with him.

They're playing him

Kabuto cringed as he scratch the back of his head "uhh it'll wear out tonight?" He said as Sakuhi pout as if she know what he meant

"Phew" Kakashi sighed in relief until-

"Ahh! Don't touch that!" Kakashi screamed as he jumped into his feet looking flustered while Jinade just smiled until we get what's happening

Kabuto turned red as the others laugh or giggled.

Until Jinade made a grabbing motion with his hands making Kakashi scream and scram to his shared bedroom with Kabuto

"Geez, he's only a baby and he already have that mind" Mikaki said facepalming as Iwabe chuckled

"Uhh yeah,but they do have a baby body but have their teenager brai-" Kabuto stopped as they freeze as the babies just mind their own business

Iwabe deadpanned "don't tell me they're just pretending"

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