Uzi: Being considered as cute is really hard.
N: Why's that?
Uzi: Because even when you're angry, people kind of giggle at you and say: Aww, you're so cute when you're angry. Just, no stop.
Thad: It's true tho, you are cute when you're angry.
Uzi; Blushing: BITE ME! RECOGNIZE MY POWER!
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Uzi coming back to the spire to see everything in shambles and a large gapping hole of the spire
Uzi: I hope you have a good explanation for this.
V: We have three actually.
N: Pick your favourite.
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J: I am the most intelligent, valuable drone on this team.
V: Is your hand stuck in this vending machine?
J; her hand defiantly stuck in the vending machine: I paid for my oil, I'm getting my oil.
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V, who is finally done with JcJenson's Tom fuckery:
V: I am disgusted, I am revolted. I dedicated my entire existence to JcJenson, AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET??!!
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JcJenson Scientist: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one, you will be fined
N: Biscuits.
JcJenson Scientist: You're on thin Fucking ice.
N: ...
JcJenson Scientist:
Oh no.
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Mr. Riley: Thad, what issues do you believe this colony is most divided on?
Thad: Wether milk goes first or cereal goes first, seer-up vs. sir-up, whether you wet your toothbrush before or after the toothpaste, toilet paper over or under--
Mr. Riley: Political issues Thad.
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When new murder drones show up:
Uzi: They're here.
N: You think it's a trap?
Uzi: Definitely.
N: You wanna go spring it?
Uzi: Absolutely.
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J: My team are competent.
N: J! I tried to boil oil in the coffee pot, and I broke everything.
J: ...
J: *Internal Unholy Screaming*
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J: I'm going out to help V. You better not touch anything.
N: Roger that, J.
As soon as J leaves the pod:
N: ...
N: I'm gonna touch everything.
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N: Don't break people's hearts, they only have one.
V: Break their bones, they have plenty of those.
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Uzi: I came out of the colony to have a good time, and I'm honestly feeling so attached right now!
V; still tied up by her tail: I came here to this planet to attack drones, and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
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Uzi: You're smiling, did something good happened?
J: Can I smile because I feel like it?
V: N tripped and stung himself by his tail.
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N: Name a way to be nice to people.
V: Don't kill them
N: Setting the bar really low, but I'll allow it.
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Uzi and N being surrounded by eight murder drones and her S.A.H.R.G is recharging:
Uzi: I had an irrational fear of doors until fourth grade, so I guess this isn't bad compared to doors.
N: ... Was that sarc--
Uzi: YES, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!
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N meeting Uzi in a nutshell:
N: Let me see what you have!
Uzi; holds up her rail gun at N: A Sick As He'll Rail Gun!
N: NO!
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💀Murder Drones⚠ --OneShots--
ActionWelcome to a random Oneshots of the new popular series that is made by Glitch Productions and Liam Vickers. You can also give me request and I'll try my best to please, so make sure you comment below to make your suggestions. -Ships can be inclu...
