y/n loves bakugo (or izuku midoriya?), izuku loves bakugo, and bakugo has feelings for both of them. who will end up with true love? who will end up broken? will they all be broken? will they all love? read to find out!
!!lots of cursing!!
I DO NOT...
"UM HELLO?? DO YOU HAVE BRAIN CELLS IN THERE OR IS IT JUST AIR?? RECOVERY BITCH, I'M GOING TO NEEND TO KNOW WHY THE HELL SHE'S IN A COMA IN THE FIRST PLACE- AND JUST MORE DETAILS!! JUMP OFF A BRIDGE UNLESS YOU CAN TELL ME WHY Y/N IS IN A COMa!!!"
"I can't give you any more information, now go home you ignorant asshole. Tbh i wish i never had to see your ugly face again hoe you can 'recovery bitch' my ass"
"Jump into a river and drown"
"I wish" recovery lass replied.
=/!~+*.]timeskip[.*+~!\=
Y/n slowly opened her eyes, getting used to the new environment that she's in. Last thing she remembers was being in her dorm with... deck and BAKA!
Oh no... things must be so confusing for them right now!
Meanwhile izuku midooriya was talking to uraraka and bakagoo was kicking a brick wall because he hated recovery wife so much.
Y/n felt dizzy even though she had been laying down for 5 hours. She was lightheaded and nauseous. Recovery señora noticed this as she came back into her office. She kissed y/n to make her feel better, but it didn't help much. Y//n tried her hardest to stay awake but it didn't work. She fell asleep again and recovery girl left her to sleep. Bakago came in the room and found y/n still asleep 7 hours later.
"RECOVER WOMAN COME HERE RIGHT NOW SHE'S STILL ASLEEP YOU GOOFY BAKA"
"What happened here... hmmm... lets take a look now shall we," she said in a shaky old voice. She walked over and extended her neck like a turtle in order to get a bird's eye view of y/n. "i see, i see." Recovery nurse retracted her limb and stepped back. "i diagnose her with-" she sneezed. "I diagnose her with...
𝕭𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖗."
"GASP!!!!!" replied everyone in the room as mina ashido inched out from under the bed like a caterpillar and todoroki slid out of the closet like a snake. "i'm gay for IᘔᑌKᑌ ᗰIᗪOᖇIYᗩ" said todoroki. "this? right now??" said mina. todoroki stood in silence. todoroki walked out of the room and kissed deck in the entrance of recovery organism's room. suddenly there was purple and black smoke everywhere. everyone collapsed on the ground, except for y/n since she was in a bed. a man grabbed her and dragged her off the bed and into the smoke portal. "humma humma. humma humma humma humma. hummmmmm a." said y/n as she got pulled across the concrete floor into... the league of villains lair??? she blacked out from inhaling too much purple smoke.
.•*//~¥ timeskip ¥~\\*•.
y/n sleepily opened her eyes as she was woken up by shigaraki and dabi singing.
"𝐲𝐮𝐡 𝐲𝐮𝐡 𝐲𝐮𝐡 i still cant believe we're making a song about BUSSY WATER come on dabi we're the dry boys just follow my lead okay? *sigh* alright shiggy on the beat tho like bussy water bussy water bussy water, hoe okay bussy water bussy water bussy water, hoe shiggy dabi you already know yuh yuh yuh let's get it dry boys are back biiitch hater villains wish that we would vaniiish but we kill 'em with our special power yuh cuz we drinking good ol bussy waterrrr tell 'em dabi yo dry boys power come from bussy water yessir sell it get money now we bussy ballers wanna be our dog so here's your bussy collar now we kill you slow like it's bussy slaughter 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐎𝐕 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭"
"shut the hell up about bussy water" y/n said in an annoyed tone. "okay, bussy bitch" shiggy replied. y/n rolled her eyes. 𝒘𝒂𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒂𝒎 𝒊 𝒅𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆? thought y/n. she was very confused. she sat up and supersized immediately. she panicked, as the dry boys stopped singing and jumped up from their seats. "BUSSY BITCH GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE RN!!" said dab "Damn. i think we overdid it with the drugs on her." shaggy said (aka dry boy #1). "WHAT???!?!?!!!?!?" dabi replied. "stupid ass bitch the fucking purple smoke, dumbass. those are drugs," shag said. "girl what even" dab replied. y/n tried to stomp on them because her foot was now 1000cm long. they ran away from her big ass toes. "BUSSY WE WILL LITERALLY LET YOU GO" said shag. "wow look who's the real bussy now. you really surrendered just like that? L" dab said, holding up an L with his index finger and thumb. they used a fire extinguisher filled with the purple smoke to make y/n fall asleep and downsize.
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