A Genshin Fever Dream

Woah What's That?

     I was walking around when I saw a giant bear shitting on a traffic cone. I screamed and called my grandma because she always bakes me yummy sauerkraut cookies. My grandma told me to go to the car dealership and buy a nice ferrari to run over the reindeer that ran her over last christmas. She then yelled "VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE" and sped 90 mph as a cop caught her and said "you are now going to jail." She burst into tears and ran straight to Zhongli's house but found him going down on a fatui harbinger.
     She immediately saw the pillar of secrets. The pillar stared back at her and said, "I have seen and heard so much. I think I need to go to therapy." "Well I am actually a therapist", said the disturbed old woman. The pillar shrieked in happiness and started rambling his stories, explaining that one time when he was eating, but the cockroach and the ginger started making out. " really? in front of my salad?" said the pillar. Their make out session quickly escalated into fucking, and the poor pillar had to see some nasty shit.
     Luckily he wasn't the only one who had to see this because Bennett's awful luck led him to witnessing this hot mess. Bennett immediately ran out of the room, but he hit his head on a big tree. He passed out and had a dream about a little wolf boi who was lonely and wanted friends. Bennett decided to talk to the furry but his gosh darn shitty luck caused mr wolf to jump on him. He says to Bennett, "You've got a bug in your hair". Bennett screamed as he noticed the huge tarantula crawling on his head. Wolfie ate the spider and said "I shall protect you". Benny was overcome with emotion from this heroic action that he gave the wolf a nice big kiss. Mr. Fursona was happy until Bennett's strange luck caused a loaf of bread to fall from the sky and hit him on the head.
     Bennett then woke up and the wolf man was standing right in front of him. He asked him what his name was. Ruff Ruff Doggy responded, "Im Razor". Razor asked for Bennett's name, but he was so flustered that he fumbled his words and said, "Benli". He was so embarrassed that he puked out his lunch. Razor noticed that he had eaten some chicken nuggets and a nice juicy burger. Razor thought this was really cute.
     He then invited Bennett to come over to his place to build a big pillar with his lego collection and eat some chicken nuggets. Bennett was immediately triggered by the words " big pillar". He jumped on top of Razor and started beating the shit out of him. Razor was extremely high on chicken nuggets so he had no idea what was going on. Benny then hugged Razor and thanked him for the chicken nuggets, and he became so aroused that he peed.
     Razor then decided to take a shower to wash off the pee. Bennett patiently waited for Razor, but he couldn't stop thinking about chicken nuggets. So he got high on chicken nuggets and burst into the bathroom and screamed at Razor to hurry up. However, he saw Razor's super buff abs and fell madly in love with him. Because he was so in love with mr wolfie boy, he got down on one knee and took out an onion ring. He proposed, but his luck caused him to start crying from the onion. Razor ran up and hugged him and said, "I will marry you".
     
THE END

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