Oh.
My.
GODS.
My mum was reading about an actor out loud and she said the name "Griphook" and my sister was like "Who's Griphook?" and my mum explained, "He's from Harry Potter. He's the dwarf in--" at which point I let out a shriek of rage and my mum was like "What?" and I screamed, "Goblin! GOBLIN!!!" and ran from the room. So my family now thinks I am even crazier than they used to.
